"M'lud, this trial is scheduled to last three weeks, but if M'lud desires a speedy conclusion, Answerbank have provided a jury that will guarantee a verdict in thirty minutes, and we can all go to lunch!"
If such an accused got me and other liberal ABers on thrir jury they'd be halfway to freedom.
We might even ask the judge if there was a fund to pay the cost of swimming with dolphins
I will take my chances with you, because I believe that by far the majority are decent folk and I have done jury service the prejudice and stupidity of some on the panel was almost unbelievable. Barmaid, will you defend me though....?
"M'lud, this trial is scheduled to last three weeks, but if M'lud desires a speedy conclusion, Answerbank have provided a jury that will guarantee a verdict in thirty minutes, and we can all go to lunch!"