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Atheist | 20:33 Sun 09th Dec 2018 | Society & Culture
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Would you prefer trial by jury, or trial by AB?
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"M'lud, this trial is scheduled to last three weeks, but if M'lud desires a speedy conclusion, Answerbank have provided a jury that will guarantee a verdict in thirty minutes, and we can all go to lunch!"
20:36 Sat 15th Dec 2018
Nooooo anne, you know fine well that all ABers are totally impartial.
I know Tony . :-)

It would make it much easier to reach a verdict. imo.
If such an accused got me and other liberal ABers on thrir jury they'd be halfway to freedom.
We might even ask the judge if there was a fund to pay the cost of swimming with dolphins
ABers seem to leap to conclusions on the flimsiest of evidence so a jury for me
trial by Jury, trial by Ab might see me sentenced to life in prison.
Definitely trial by jury. No way would I trust some of the ABers.
aff wi' yer heid !!!
Annea that would get you a death sentence from some on here
I will take my chances with you, because I believe that by far the majority are decent folk and I have done jury service the prejudice and stupidity of some on the panel was almost unbelievable. Barmaid, will you defend me though....?
I would prefer tea and crumpets as I've already been condemned by many on here. Say what you like and you're dead meat!
// "When people stop believing in something, they will believe in anything."//

Coming from a supposedly intelligent man, that takes my award for the most stupidly irrational claim ever.
Trial by AB.

After about page 3 the discussion would somehow swerve into a massive argument about muslims and I'd get off...
"M'lud, this trial is scheduled to last three weeks, but if M'lud desires a speedy conclusion, Answerbank have provided a jury that will guarantee a verdict in thirty minutes, and we can all go to lunch!"

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