If I Had Custard Pie.

[Theland]

"If You had a custard pie, who would you throw it at?"

(he said, covering himself in black plastic bin bags!)

[JimF]

I would chew on a piece of it. See what I did there?

[Calicogirl]

Can I have several? :)x

[Theland]

Several? Of course! Pie machine behind you. It takes credit cards.

[Arksided]

I'd be be too busy eating it to care who was shooting at me.

[Hopkirk]

I'd chuck it at Arksided.

[Arksided]

hmmm more food. ;-)

[Malachite]

Why does a custard pie have to be thrown?
If it was the traditional egg custard pie with a light sprinkling of nutmeg, I'd eat the f\/kker!

[Theland]

You haven't tasted my wife's cooking!

[tinkerbell23]

I saw a pic once that said “if I was a bird.... I know who I’d *** on”

Made me laugh.... x

[naomi24]

Sperlatt!

[MallyJ]

me ... with my mouth open....I love custard tarts....and a pie wuld be bigger! Yum!

[Theland]

Ha ha Naomi. Ya missed me!