I Am Napoleon

[Patsy33]

Late one night at the insane asylum one patient shouted, "I am Napoleon!"
A person in another room said, "How do you know?" The first patient said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room shouted,

"I did not!"

[Canary42]

:-D

[sanmac]

Very good: It's sort of Monty Pythonesque.

[Spicerack]

lol.

[Mamyalynne]

One of them is an imposter ;-)

[sanmac]

Yes, but how do we know that there were three different voices coming from three different rooms? Perchance Napoleon is a ventriloquist and just having us on?

[JimF]

Neither did she!

Nurse!

[Mamyalynne]

We're all busy.

[nescio]

then there is the old joke from the time of the BSE crisis:
A man goes into a restaurant and orders Beef Wellington.
The waiter returns a few minutes later and says,
"I'm sorry sir, the beef Wellington's off - it thinks it's Napoleon."