Why Do You Believe The 'Holy Bible' Needs Splanin'...

[mibn2cweus]

...for those who believe there is any?

If 'God' sought communication with his 'creation', why a book? Why does this book require countless revision, reinterpretation, and translation? Why wouldn't you expect more from an alleged 'creator of the universe', a direct means of communication for those who seek to do so?
Anticipating (based on undeviating past experience) what will follow in this thread, God's apparent need for a middle man to facilitate, translate, interpret and explain His communications leaves much to be desired. But never mind all that, splain away.

[HansUrbancka]

Theland.....Give it a rest and stop insulting people.

Hans.

[Peter Pedant]

// You'll be no less an apostate in Theland's eyes for that move Jack//
do any of you kn ow what an apostate is ?

[comes from "aphisteemee" - I stand away from - but that is nart important right now(*)]
(*) yup you recognised - airplane

[HansUrbancka]

@pp......I am glad you mentioned it, because I now realise that it is different to a prostate :-)

Hans.

[Mamyalynne]

//do any of you kn ow what an apostate is ?//

Yes thank you PP.

[Theland]

Naomi. If you don't need YouTube to tell you about JWs, why doe you refer to them as Christians? Slip of the tongue?

[Theland]

Where have I said anything that is unscriptural,that you interpret as hatred?

[naomi24]

No slip of the tongue, Theland. JWs identify as Christians, Mormons identify as Christians, Catholics identify as Christians, you identify as a Christian. Personally, if asked to define a Christian I would say ‘None of the above’. You all fall at the first hurdle.

//Where have I said anything that is unscriptural,that you interpret as hatred?//

‘Judge not lest you be judged’.

[HansUrbancka]

A Christian is any person that accepts the teachings of Jesus without any belief that he was other than a human being, and without the unproven nonsense that he was a divine spirit and the 'only' son of a non existent god.

Theland is there anywhere in the bible that Jesus claimed to be who you would have us all believe he was.

Hans.

[Theland]

Before Abraham was, I am.

[naomi24]

You am what?

[HansUrbancka]

@naomi.....Theland is avoiding answering my question to him by giving a nonsensical reply.

@Theland......I think it was your supposed God who told Moses that He was (God that is) to be known as I Am and when speaking to the people of Israel to tell them that I Am has sent me to you.

So please answer my question without confusing issues with a Riddle; which I doubt you can explain. If you feel you can, I await your reply.

Hans.

[nailit]

//Before Abraham was, I am//
A non-sensical reply by a deity, never mind by a man.
What The Funicular?

[Theland]

Jesus illustrated that He was God. Simple.

[Theland]

Poor Nailit. So hungry, so starved, so proud.

[HansUrbancka]

Theland........I've read many a time in AB that you Do Not answer questions, but have a habit of avoiding a positive reply or telling folk to do their own research.

Your answer to me is complete rubbish and what you said at 20.38 is nothing more than a non-christian insult to nailitt who knows more about the Bible than i think you do.

Hans.

[nailit]

//Poor Nailit. So hungry, so starved, so proud//
Humility & love at its finest?

[nailit]

//Your answer to me is complete rubbish//
Now theres a first,
Theland is usually so lucid and concise....
(not)

[naomi24]

He has no answers. He's a fraud who takes delight in winding people up.

[HansUrbancka]

naomi......Thats also as I see Theland. Then after winding up folk and they spring into action. he does a runner........as he did yesterday evening.

Hans.

[naomi24]

Yep.