Talk in this thread has reminded me of the story I heard many years ago. I'll try to tell it without indicating what nationality was involved to avoid being labelled a Racist.
A woman was alongside the bed of her dying husband, with a few of her relatives. The husband says to his wife......"Before I go, tell me honestly, is that skinny little chap really a son mine because he isn't a big lump of a lad as I was and his brother is." The answer given was " I can swear on the Bible and my own life that he is." The husband then gave his last breath and his wife looked at the folk around her and said " I thank God that he didn't ask me about the big lad."
G'night all.....Hans.