Tourist Information

[Canary42]

A man walks into the Tourist Information Centre in Newquay and asks, “Excuse me, what’s the quickest way to get to Lands End?”

“Are you walking, or do you have a car?” asks the tourism advisor.

“I have a car,” replies the man.

“Good – because that’s the quickest way,” says the advisor.

[JimF]

Neither did they!