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Chocking Fit
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant and while they are enjoying their food they discuss how their moonshine business is faring.
Suddenly, a women at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so it become clear that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and asks 'kin ya swaller?'
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to women, lifts up her dress, yanks down her knickers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth
As she begins to breathe again the hillbilly walks back to his table. His friend says 'Ya know I've heerd of that 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it.
Suddenly, a women at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so it become clear that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and asks 'kin ya swaller?'
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to women, lifts up her dress, yanks down her knickers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth
As she begins to breathe again the hillbilly walks back to his table. His friend says 'Ya know I've heerd of that 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it.
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