2023 Edinburgh Festival Fringe - Top 10 Jokes

[Canary42]

1. I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah - Lorna Rose Treen

2. The most British thing I've ever heard? A lady who said 'Well I'm sorry, but I don't apologise.' - Liz Guterbock

3. Last year I had a great joke about inflation. But it's hardly worth it now - Amos Gill

4. When women gossip we get called ***; but when men do it's called a podcast - Sikisa

5. I thought I'd start off with a joke about The Titanic - just to break the ice - Masai Graham

6. How do coeliac Germans greet each other? Gluten tag - Frank Lavender

7. My friend got locked in a coffee place overnight. Now he only ever goes into Starbucks, not the rivals. He's Costa-phobic - Roger Swift

8. I entered the 'How not to surrender' competition and I won hands down - Bennett Arron

9. Nationwide must have looked pretty silly when they opened their first branch - William Stone

10. My grandma describes herself as being in her "twilight years" which I love because they're great films - Daniel Foxx

[mallyh]

if they are the best i'd hate to hear the rest x

[Old_Geezer]

I don't know why they publish this list every time. The jokes are always super crepe. (Unless it's that they are overwhelmed with visitors and are desperate to put folk off.)

[Canary42]

I agree OG, most years they're abysmal.

[andy-hughes]

I don't think any of them are wonderful, but I think any of the Top Nine beat the winner.