Just Had An Email Come Round At Work.....

[ToraToraTora]

I am invited to a series of events to celebrate "bisexual awareness week" - Can anyone tell me the possible relevance of peoples bedroom arrangement has to my employment? This week it was something else of similar irrelevance! What's happenning in this strange world? Why is everyone obsessed with peoples' sexual preferences? How is it possibly relevant to what we do at work?

[ToraToraTora]

irrelevant.

[ToraToraTora]

Everyone gets these emails, you can tell by the sending address they are not targetted at a specific role or group or person.

[roadman]

well it sounds like its targeted at bisexuals and those wishing for them to feel welcome which you would hope would be everyone just go naybe there will be some free cake 

[gulliver1]

Douglas 18.01..Banker...

[ToraToraTora]

gawd elp us the brains trust has found it now!

[THECORBYLOON]

'This week we had "microgressions" - is that just a little slap?'

Is that not, "peace taking juvenile Row locks"?

[gulliver1]

They have picked on you TTT, because of your club of Five Seas

[douglas9401]

If we're to comment on how it is relevant to what you do at work then we need to know what you, errr, do at work.

Not you personally but as an organisation.

[ToraToraTora]

I am a Mainframe computer system technician.

[ToraToraTora]

....but how is it relevant to almost any function within the organisation? 

[douglas9401]

Who never reads to the end of something? 🙄

[wolf63]

Dug, he works with other people and has to be polite to them.  Unlike on AB 🐈‍⬛😁

[gulliver1]

18 .15 Think TTT is a part time member of The Harry Hackers Club.

[Togo]

They are going to advise you on how to "care" for those who have fragile psyches and an inclination to look for something to be upset about TTT. A sort of unpaid care in the commooonitee position that you cannot resign from, but can be held accountable for even if you are not there. I fancy you will be just fine. The training you have had dealing with those very same types here on the bank will hold you in good stead. 

[Atheist]

TTT. It seems to be you who is obsessed with peoples' sexual preferences. Why do you get in a strop whenever a non-gammon person is mentioned?

 

[Ellipsis]

> I am a Mainframe computer system technician

I see why you prefer binary now.  You want to get into quantum computers ...

[DTCwordfan]

Come on TTT, keep your end up......corporately so.

[ToraToraTora]

It used to be possible to have a sensible discussion on this site, especially in S&C.

[douglas9401]

Pah! 5C claptrap from the usual trollsketeer riff-raff.

Back to Vichy and worship your beloved EUSSR loser.

 

(will this do?)