Old People

[scotchollie]

Why do old people always, always pay with handfuls of loose change when they get to the head of the queue in supermarkets?

It takes them ages to count it out, what with their shaking hands and poor eyesight.

And their inane banter about the price of eggs and how cold it is today slows things further still...

Honestly, can't they pay with a note and speed things up, or should we have a dedicated aisle in supermarkets for old people?

Discuss.

[peppy]

You'd better all come now i've frantically tidied up !!

Kettle going on, make yourselves at home , I'll pop through to the bathroom to make myself look presentable ( shouldn't take much more than a week )

; - ) x x

[cascarelli]

Got any hob nobs, peppy?

[Katie~77]

I have Hob Nobs. Chocolate ones!x

[cascarelli]

Bring 'em along then.

Milk, no sugar for me please

[Katie~77]

Oh I'm invited now am I???x

[cascarelli]

Well, obviously if youve got hob nobs.............

[crete]

katie, only because you have a dog..... lol

[Katie~77]

Cobblers to you then! I will take Bejaysus to the park, where we will sit in the sunshine and eat chocolate Hob Nobs for the rest of the afternoon! Scotchollie - I will return Bejaysus to you this evening! TTFN.x

[scotchollie]

Bejaysus is a dog, but I don't think you'd want him in polite company.

[scotchollie]

Please, keep him - I'll pay money.

[Katie~77]

Ok, he's nice.x

[scotchollie]

Just you wait until his lunch works through...

You have been warned.

[Katie~77]

Awwww bless him! Can't be that bad..............can it?x

[scotchollie]

Suggest you post that as a question - and wait for the deluge....

[peppy]

Just ran through from bathroom so am out of breath ( thought I heard my first ABer arriving )

Everyone welcome, Katie, bring your dog if you want to, I've got 2 JR's.

Hobnobs,diggies, Jaffa cakes, I 've got the lot.
To save me breaking off from my preparations again, Ive left the door on the latch, just come in get comfy.
There's beer in the fridge x x

[scotchollie]

Hide the beer - Bejaysus gets frisky after a few pints...

[Katie~77]

Erm......Peppy! Bejaysus has just eaten your sofa.x

[scotchollie]

Katie - don't worrk.

It was an armless sofa.

[scotchollie]

worry...