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Annoying things
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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their 4rse to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say " you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid �6 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
2 People who are willing to get off their 4rse to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say " you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid �6 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
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Redhied??
I thought you were being wined, dined?
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Pippa, my mum does that all the time - asks if I watched an episode of something and when I tell her no, I don't watch it, she says something like "Well, apparently, John gets killed tonight" or whatever - so despite me saying I don't watch it, she expects me to know who John is.
She also does it with stories in the newspaper - reads stuff out to me, even if I've told her I've already read that particular story. Does my head in!
She also does it with stories in the newspaper - reads stuff out to me, even if I've told her I've already read that particular story. Does my head in!
