Put YOUR quote here!!!

[styley]

Just put an original quote of your own concoction here for others enjoyment or dismay. Don't quote your favourite quote from someone else or owt. For example "Twenty cans of beer will give you one good night, but two bad days"

[China Doll]

Always hope, always wish, always dream.

A wise man can play the fool but a fool can never play a wise man (tho I think I may have lifted that but can't remember).

[warpig3]

'what do you expect from a pig but a grunt', not sure if that is original but my mum always says it, never heard it from anyone else though.

'little pigs have big ears'. again from my mother, normally said by her when having an adult conversation in front of children.

Not a bit of wonder I am called warpig!

[legend763]

this was me yesterday.

" im just gonna have a few cold beers "


oh how i wish id just had a few now . :-)

[Llamatron]

There's no arguing with stupid people.

[fine,thanks]

dont pass by the bunnets looking for a hat,

[mibn2cweus]

In certain situations, especially after the fact, one might ponder the wisdom of the following statement:

"Nothing said is worth repeating . . . and you can quote me on that!"

OK, perhaps I�m not the first to state the double entendre in the first part of the sentence, but to my knowledge, as a whole it is an original, although I doubt that either to be the case. In any case . . .

"Duplication is much easier to prove than originality."
mibn2cweus � 2007 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ <o/�\o>

[helpmetoo]

there are only two certainties,
and youve already used up one!

[mrs_overall]

This one was a classic from my mum when I was driving fast as we were late for an appointment
"It's better to arrive late than arrive dead."
Hmmm!

[ermintrude35]

....my x-father in law , who was a scouser, had some classics, I wish I would have jotted them down over the years here are two that I can remember....

....(to his wife, when she was having a good old nag) ...jeez Annie you're like a tramp's overcoat...always on

..... (after a top fry-up).... mmm I'm full as a pear box....

[Thunderbird+]

whats the point in wearing a string vest ?

[hau kola]

Hurry up broke his neck.

[amonty1144]

"look forward, glance back."

Sadly to say, stolen from a former work colleague.

And one from my long deceased Uncle George in respect of horseracing:
"They don't send donkey's from Ireland."

[styley]

Liking it. Good one helpmetoo.

[fine,thanks]

lifes too short to stuff a mushroom.

[China Doll]

My youngest sister used to tell me 'don't let your tongue cut your throat.'

But I think she pinched that from a poem to be honest.

[I.Don No]

I always find this a great maxim to live by.....

if you are having one, have a big one!

[FUZZYBEE]

I'm so hungry I could eat a scabby horse

[crossroads]

If you show you banjaxed head here again i'll take you to a donkey show.
Sorry for the offensive slang.

[andy-hughes]

Borrowed -

There are two kinds of people in the world - those that divide people into two kinds of people, and those who don't.

Original -

Be nice.