Meeting people.

[Bewlay Bros]

Whilst in either London or Sussex I have a fairly good social life as I have life long friends and family there but whilst I am in the West Country, I really do not anybody. Hence you may have noticed I am on here more of an evening Mon-Thurs.

I have tried the local Conservative club which was truly dreadful and there is no local British Legion within the vicinity.

The people I work with (100 percent male) are OK, but the ones I would consider worthy of actually go out with on a school night are either married (hence boring) or live on the school premises (hence are not allowed vistors past 20.30hrs, no alcohol and are actually "on call" as such)

I refuse to attend gyms as they smell of sperm.

Seriously what do strangers in a strange town do when they do not know ANYBODY?

I know it is only 4 maybe 5 evenings a week, and the odd afternoon, but it is fairly boring to be honest. I only rent here so there is no home building to do.

I do not wish to sound like a lonely old fart, but any ideas? I love teaching at the moment so have no plans to leave, and not be qualified I can not really up sticks and teach back home.

[bananie]

prostitutes?

[Bewlay Bros]

There are no high class ones here, only smack head junkie scrubbers with missing teeth and stretch marks on their top lip where they inhale the last 1/10000000th of nicotine from a roll up.

[bananie]

pmsl. paper bag?

[meglet]

Evening classes?

[Bewlay Bros]

No, I would still wear a normal French letter.

[Bewlay Bros]

I wouldn't know what to study at an evening class. I am already in class for 3 hours a day anyway teaching.

What could I study?

[bananie]

rofl. a blow up doll then, cheap and easy

[weeal]

Im in the same boat where I have moved to, and being female and over 40 its not easy. So AB it is until some knight in shining armour whisks me away !

[Bewlay Bros]

bananie, try to understand my need for psychological stimulation is not necessarily a sexual thing.

Can you offer a solution that does not involve jiggy jiggy either with some old brass or a jumped up Barbie doll with a life like anus?

[bananie]

take a psychology course then

[Pippa68]

I didn't know you had relocated, Wardy.

I feel a sense of loss.

[Bewlay Bros]

I have very high qualifications in Pyschology already.

I may learn the piano, just thought of that myself.

[legend759]

Welll if youre already online.Try online dating sites.Keep you occupied.

[Bewlay Bros]

Pippster, I haven't relaocated as such but moved to outside Bristol at the beginning of October.

[bananie]

volunteer for a soup kitchen or help out the 'drug addled skanks' that you referred to in your earlier post. much more philanthropic.

[Bewlay Bros]

I shall help druggies by paying my taxes to build better prisons to keep them locked up for a very long time.

[dot.hawkes]

well why not join the Family History Society in Bristol and the West , you could be their military historian, they would love you to do a talk at their monthly meeting i bet about military stuff, you would be surprised at how popular the subject is. check out the monthly meeting dates in the reference library.

[bananie]

A lovely sentiment.

[carrust]

I learnt to French Jive/ceroc. That's how I met Ms Carrust.