What Should I Do If I Meet an Alien?

[plowter]

Is there any official guidance on what a citizen should do if they meet an alien (as in outer space-type alien)?

Should be they be welcomed on behalf of the human race? Or should they be treated as a threat to global security and arrested?

[Quoi]

I havent read it & I'm not going to but 0 you asked ;-))

http://www.magicdragon.com/EmeraldCity/extrate rrestrials/alien.html

[Caribeing]

legend an alien can be a foreigner a repugnant
person etc or you referring to an "alien" as in extraterrestial?

[4candles]

They'll have been travelling a long time - it would be only polite to offer a cup of tea and a biscuit. Negotiations can then begin in a civilised manner.

[tiggerblue10]

Take them back to Area 51!

[persianlady]

Run!!!!

[MONTCRIEFF49]

beam me up

then run like hell


e..t take me home
or phone home

id still run like a bat out of hell xxxxxx

[keyplus90]

Give him one litre of Diesel. May be they are in the same situation as we are now a days. I am sure he will appreciate it.

[andrea81]

Say to yourself "This is not real and I will wake up"

and/or

stop taking drugs! * Not suggesting you do though!

[rojash]

As I understand it you have two alternative courses of action:
The first, and simplest is to break out in strange sores, slowly swell up and then burst open to reveal an alien that was previously gestating in your intestines.

The second, which is slightly more complex, is to start behaving strangely until your spouse believes that you are not the "real you". From that point on you can either meet up with similar people until you are in control of the village, and eventually the world, or meet you nemesis in the form of an FBI agent who finally begins to take the claims of your spouse seriously.

It's up to you...

[wildwood]

I think they should be encouraged to interbreed with humans so that eventually all women on earth have three boobs.

[dundurn]

wildwood - you know this will only work if they come from Eroticon Six - please don't get people's hopes up unreasonably.

[plowter]

Fair enough comments.

But surely someone knows someone who's mate knows someone in the The Border and Immigration Agency or The Foreign Office who has a definite answer?

There must've been a committee set up to discuss and establish a policy (Why? Because they can claim expenses.)

Are there posters showing how citizens can identify extra terrestrials - do they have a strange walk and does their breath smell funny?

[angeldraws]

This is a great question....whether serious or not!
I think they should be introduced politely to the Ninky nonk and Macca Pacca and the Pinky ponk!
Well.....it's only polite isn't it?

[billyft]

I think you are all wrong,It is a well known fact that you should Play strange music comprising progresive cords played on massive speakers at 200000000 watts,send them impossiable mathamaticle problems to prove how clever we are.This will render them deaf Make them feel inferior (becous they cannot work out the maths) they will then send there children out with there toy space blasters to wipe out the human race,and then inhabit the earth and live happiley ever after