If you could invite any 4 people to a dinner party.....

[flobadob]

Do you think you would be able to actually keep their interest and have a conversation with them or would you just clam up in their presence?

[dustypuss]

i would let my wife do all the talking as she could keep a conversion about the price of a loaf of bread going for at least a hour .

then she simply move on to the price of butter

or is tesco better than Morrison's !

so the conversation for the whole night ( sorted )

[~max~]

I asked your parole officer.

[naomi24]

Oops - I take it all back. If that's him, tell him the Beano will do!

[~max~]

I'm sorry...It's my first time in S&C...was that a bit too sarcastic?

[~max~]

Oh ok! Phew! :O)

[China Doll]

He's so pretty... And he shows his bum :c)

I haven't decided on the date yet Naomi, I was going to do an auction or something maybe?

I do have a nice dress, or rather blondie does. And I also have heels... Hmmm...

[~max~]

Pretty is the word, isn't it? :O)

China, any old rag will do, you won't keep it on for long anyway (if you're anything like me that is).

[China Doll]

No... Once this dress is on it has to stay on. It's one of those zip up the side ones so there's danger of under arm pinch-age if you're not careful.

And it's white... I was so chuffed that I put on a slinky white dress and it didn't look too bad... Mind you, one glass of red wine and I'm sure that'll give me thejust dragged through a hedge backwards look.

[~max~]

Oh, is it one of those dresses that won't come off unless you actually CUT them open? I used to have one like that. Made me look goooooooooooooooood!!!! Well, once anyway.

[flobadob]

Any 4 you want naomi. No wine for me but I'll stick to the cyder.

[naomi24]

Err ..... Max ..... what you don't realise, and what China hasn't told you, is that she is compelled by the good - and may I say - virtuous :o) - folk of R&S to wear very special underwear - namely a chastity belt - the key to which is securely secreted in a compartment situated in the R&S wine cellar. No chance of her having any fun at all! Hee hee hee.

Oh, great, flobadob. Right, that's wine, apple juice and cider on the shopping list. Despite the caviar and truffles, I expect Theland will want pork scratchings - he usually does - the sassenach!

[flobadob]

We may go the whole hog and get bacon fries, scampi fries and sesame sticks, sorted.

[naomi24]

China, I've just realised what you said. An auction? Bids for a dinner date with China. Ding!! Now there's an idea!! I wonder how that would go? Any bids?

[naomi24]

Oops, cross posted there, flobadob. OK - they're on the shopping list. Tescos here I come! (Well, in the morning, anyway). Oh, what a bash this will be!!

Night everyone. x

[China Doll]

Yummy... bacon fries.

Noooo! I meant an auction to watch you, Theland, Keyplus and Wiz discuss religion not as my date, we'll never make any money that way love!

[Theland1]

Can I come too?

[naomi24]

China, oops, sorry. I thought you were looking for a date. Just trying to be helpful. :o)

Theland ..... you're already on the list - but at least we now know who ate all the pies!!

[chakka35]

naomi, if Jesus is going to be there why do you need too take wine? Just hand him some water.