To Exercise Or Not To Exercise

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1. It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, at age 85, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at �5,000 per month.


2. My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She is now 97 and we don't know where the hell she is.


3. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.


4. I joined a health club last year, spent about �400. Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently, you have to show up.


5. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I am doing.


6. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.


7. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.


8. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately, my stomach covers them.


9. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.


10. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.