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What should be England's national dress?
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With the London Olympics coming up, what should be England's national dress for the opening ceremony?
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Putting this together, I get the feeling that England's national dress will be sponsored by the Daily Mail.
So we'll have a shellsuit-wearing morris dancer with a knotted hankie on his head, sandals with socks carrying a can of Stella, with a crazed staffie on a bit of string.
His partner will have a micro skirt, showing her mutton top and corned beef legs, a sex goddess T-shirt, two sizes too small, streaky fake tan and a Croyden facelift.
Presumably the costumes will be exhibited by Polish models cos everyone else is on the sick.
So we'll have a shellsuit-wearing morris dancer with a knotted hankie on his head, sandals with socks carrying a can of Stella, with a crazed staffie on a bit of string.
His partner will have a micro skirt, showing her mutton top and corned beef legs, a sex goddess T-shirt, two sizes too small, streaky fake tan and a Croyden facelift.
Presumably the costumes will be exhibited by Polish models cos everyone else is on the sick.
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