Cheer me up, please!

[Barmaid]

The ex wife cowbag from hell has just completely ruined our weekend (by using the children as weapons and not treating them as children). So try and cheer me up, please. Otherwise I shall be stuck here with "He who is in the slough of despond".

I was thinking rude Valentines rhymes - come on, be creative!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zzxxee]

if men had periods
they would compare the size of their tampons !!!
no how you feel about partners ex's from hell x

[Bobbisox]

been ther Barmaid,,,grrrr
they stoop so low don't they?
his ex wife used to ring every afternoon at bloody 5 0 clock, thats when you used to get cheap rate calls from BT after 6, I used to say
"Does she think sh'e abroad coz she lives in Cambridge...nutter !

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm much better than her,
She's nowt but poo on me shoe ?

Bobbi ♥

[Barmaid]

lol zzxxee!

Vibra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm shocked. lol

Bobbi - that's very good. Although not what I called her.

Roses are red
Carnations are pink
Go wash your feet
Cos boy they do stink.

[zzxxee]

violets are blue roses are read
shes now his ex wife
cos your better in bed !!!!!!

[zzxxee]

*roses are red !!!!!

[pericat]

Carnations are pink
Roses are Yellow
you know that she stinks
cause he is your fellow

[yogi-bear]

Hi Barmaid,

Hope this cheers you up.......from my thread yesterday.......hope you have'nt seen it yet.

love yogi xx

http://www.grapheine....45cd16f25ce0e337.html

[zzxxee]

roses are red
violets are blue
go sit on her bed
and have a big poo !!!!!

[Sqad]

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

So is the film I want to star in with YOU.

[Bobbisox]

Daffs are yellow
Pansys are Blue
let's have some fun
Just me and you

Tell her to get stuffed
You have him now
she's yesterdays rubbish
and also a cow !!

[mccfluff]

BM go to my fb pages and look at the photos - northern soul night the very last one. that was the last time i drank tequila and the reason i will never drink it again.......

and if this doesn't make you laugh nothing will....

[redman41]

You're the train inside my tunnel
You're the finger in my glove
You're the gear stick in my gearbox
My god this must be love

[zzxxee]

get a voodoo doll right now!!!!
and stick pins in the evil cow
in her arms and in her eyes
if that dont work
chuck custard pies

[snags]

Here's a romantic lil ditty:

Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get f**ted

:-o

[zzxxee]

omg snags !!!! yuck but funny !!!! lol

[Barmaid]

What a creative lot you are!!!!! Zzxxee - love the "better in bed" rhyme. Sqadlet, you naughty boy! Redman - what can I say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bobbi - do you know her?!

Fluffs, I'll go over there now.

[China Doll]

SNAGS!

Roses are red...
Oh sod this poetry
Lets get drunk instead.

[Barmaid]

Snags - I just laughed out loud at that. BF thinks I am working, so that took some explaining!!!

Peri - yep, agreed, lol.

Kunni - lol.