Barmaid - 'cos we could finally consummate our relationship!
OR
Chuck - 'cos we could bore each other to death with 'techie' talk (while probably working out how to brew some booze from the local fruit!)
OR
Molly - 'cos, despite 15 years teaching 16 year old girls, I still want to try to understand what teenage girls are really all about ;-)
Anyway, I don't want to be stranded on a DESERT island. I want to be stranded on a DESSERT island, with an unlimited supply of puddings, trifles, etc ;-)