born in norfolk and live here

[4getmenot]

i have 12 fingers, webbed feet and im married to my cousin. I cant read of write but i can drive a tractor. So what traits do you have to have to let you live where you do?

[snags]

''I cant read of write''

Or indeed spell ;-p

[4getmenot]

hardly spelling mistake! have spelt of correct :-) soz for my predictive txt on phone. Will take it off

[snags]

You have mobile network connection in Norfolk? ;-p

[4getmenot]

yep but have to move the coat hanger a bit

[cc1]

Lancastrian born and bred, clog-wearing, tripe-eating, whippet-breeding.
Moving to Naf'k, growing the extra digits, sick of hearing "high 6" from all my friends! Must book tractor driving lessons.
See you in Tescos!

[cazzz1975]

brummie born and bred, have a repulsive accent, am slow witted and thick as a whale omlette not forgetting I am the butt of all the jokes.

[cazzz1975]

omelette

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

I can cook Yorkshire pudding, wear a flat cap and I quite like whippets.

[4getmenot]

good luck on the tractor theory

[ChuckFickens]

I'm not well qualified, I don't think I've ever shagged anyone called Sharon or Tracy in either an Escort or a Capri!

[China Doll]

I can handle most small fire arms and break in to a house in less than 15 seconds.

[cazzz1975]

neither am I chuck, Im just making it up, honest..!

[4getmenot]

you better move then chuck

[ChuckFickens]

if a Datsun qualifies me then I may be OK to stay.

[ttfn]

I do not have a key to the cell door

[4getmenot]

15 seconds, impressive

[cazzz1975]

datsun with rust and maybe a "fat willys" sticker on the back window

[Buenchico]

How can you drive a tractor when Norfolk has yet to invent the wheel? ( I hear that you're still struggling with fire up there).

I was born in Suffolk, so I can recognise a mangelwurzel at 40 paces, jug a hare (sometimes after remembering to kill it first) and paint landscapes consisting of nothing but endless fields of wheat. I've also learnt how to man the barricades on the Norfolk border ;-)

[karenmac60]

I eat haggis, drink Buckie and am as tight as a crab's @rse.

[ttfn]

C D are you doing anything tonight?