Not a good look.

[claymore]

why do most pregnant women look bloody awful? mostly overweight to start with, don`t dress to suit their condition and waddle around like penguins. Don`t get me wrong ,there are some women who look fabulous with a baby bump , but others ....

[pastafreak]

yeh....and you dream of being able to turn over in bed or get up from the sofa without needing a hoist to do so........

[jd_1984]

claymore is busy doin his sit ups obviously!!

[claymore]

Pink ,I don1 have a beer gut, I work out regularly and I take pride in my appearance.I don`t look fabulous all the time tho. but I try. Sara .I`m working on that six pack. Now before all the women on here have a seizure, I am not canning all pregnant women just the ones who don`t give a toss about how they look in public and the young ones who look like they haven`t got a clue what pregnancy is all about.

[Bbbananas]

Maybe you could have/should have worded things slightly clearer claymore?! As in some pregnant women look..... not most pregnant women....

Congratulations on your quest for physical perfection by the way. Lets hope you always remain that way and that age, gravity or nature doesn't interfere or influence in any way ;-)

[sara3]

haven't got a clue? that's a separate issue, and pregnancy generally takes it's course of action without mother's input.

I think you have to try it yourself before you slate women who can't really be bothered with make up and dressing up for the men, whilst their bodies are under alien attack!

[WELSHYORKIE]

I used to have a 6 pack - more like a party 7 now!!!

[jackthehat]

<<why do most pregnant women look bloody awful?>> Most ?!?

<<mostly overweight to start with, >> A sweeping statement for which I assume you can provide evidence ?

<<don`t dress to suit their condition>> What rank do you hold in The Fashion Police ?

<<waddle around like penguins>> Does it offend your delicate sensibilities ?

<<Don`t get me wrong ,there are some women who look fabulous with a baby bump , but others >> How very patronising of you to say so....

Being pregnant is (albeit 9 drawn out months of bother) a temporary state, whereas being a judgemental gonk is likely to be life-long...............

[sara3]

and breathe... lol!

[Mosaic]

Let us all remember that a woman's primary role is to look enticing, according to the whims of the men in her society. Claymore - what about some neck-stretching rings for these untidy sluts? Or bound feet?
And claymore - I assume your godly six-pack truly ripples, thereby entitling you to comment?

[milly143]

I'm often jealous of how great pregnant women look. It makes me want to get up the sticks so I can look gorgeous in that way.

I suspect the one who look like dogs when they are pregnant are the same ones who look likes dogs when they are not pregnant.

[Bbbananas]

I think you could well be right milly.
And I haven't heard the expression 'up the sticks' for years...!

[jd_1984]

Up the sticks?
Up the duff?

Where do these expressions originate from?

[zzxxee]

who cares if your belly hangs out ?
who cares if your in a track suit like Vikki Pollard?
as long as you feel comfy and ok in yourself, thats all that matters surely ?

[claymore]

Jth, have you got your missus looking over your shoulder?

[jackthehat]

No............?!?

[claymore]

Milly143, your not letting your side down are you?

[ummmm]

Haha...is claymore presuming jackthehat is male

[jackthehat]

Yup.............that's what I thought, too, ummmm :o)

<I reckon he's realised his mistake which is why he's chosen to ignore to make a response.>

[claymore]

sorry for the gender slip jth, should have checked ,cheers