Dancing...

[Jemisa]

A Muslim couple preparing for their wedding meets the Mullah for counselling.
The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave.
The man asks " We realise it's a tradition in Islam for men to dance with
men, and women to dance with women, but at our reception we would like your
permission to dance together"

"Absolutely not" said the Mullah. "It's immoral, men and women dance
separately"
"So after the cermony I can't even dance with my own wife?"
"No, It's forbidden in Islam " barked the Mullah

ll"Well okay, what about sex, can we finally have sex?" said the man.
"Of course" replies the Mullah. "Sex is OK within marriage and to have
children"
"What about different positions ? " queries the man.
"No problem" said the Mullah.

"Women on top ?" the man asks.
"Sure" says the Mullah "Go for it!"
"Doggy style?"
"Sure !"
"On the kitched table?"

"Yes, yes of course"
"Can we do it with all four wives together on rubber mats with a bottle of
hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harness, a bucket of honey and a
porno video?"
"You may indeed" says the Mullah.
"Can we do it standing up?"
"NO ! says the Mullah"
"Why not?" says the man

"It could lead to dancing!! "

[marval]

HaHa

[wildwood]

I started to forget the joke was about dancing until the punchline! pmsl