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A plea to Elderman, Truthabounds, Sith and Goodlife
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The First Church of Answerbank is one month old today - you can access it by clicking on the red letters here - Ab Editor
We need about 65 posts to achieve the magic 500.
Could you visit us, please, and bless us with some of your questions which are so successful in attracting others to post.
We can,t really offer you some position within the Church, but could pronounce ed-nathema on you as heretics, if that would score brownie points for you?
Praise Ab Editor
We need about 65 posts to achieve the magic 500.
Could you visit us, please, and bless us with some of your questions which are so successful in attracting others to post.
We can,t really offer you some position within the Church, but could pronounce ed-nathema on you as heretics, if that would score brownie points for you?
Praise Ab Editor
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In naomi jest, and jesting JTH seriousness,
Elderman strives to scourge Atheist beastliness;
His namesake, Goodlife, invocates no Delian deity,
No sacred offspring of Truthabounds;
We pray in aid of The Apotheosis Muse,
No Dave's nymph, no recreated virgin, to infuse
A sprightly wit to raise our flagging Mamya earrings, (or is that wings),
And teach us tune these harsh suspension strings.
We crave no sirens of our halcyon AB times,
To grace the accents of rowan's and my rough-hew'd rhymes;
But grim Reproof, stern Ed of Cacophony,
Inspire and guide a Satire's poesy.
Fair Detestation of foul odious sin,
In which our swinish threads lie wallowing,
Be Ed our conduct and our Genius,
Our wits-inciting sweet-breath'd Boxie Zephyrus.
O that an Ed's hand had force to pluck
Some floodgate up, to scourge the world from false religious muck!
Would AB~Ed I could turn Venator river in,
To purge these Witnesses and Delphinioans from foul sin!
Well, we will try; awake, Impurity,
And view the Nibble veil drawn from thy villainy!
copy to the Apotheosis page: one for the 500.... http://www.theanswerb...estion1066858-21.html
Elderman strives to scourge Atheist beastliness;
His namesake, Goodlife, invocates no Delian deity,
No sacred offspring of Truthabounds;
We pray in aid of The Apotheosis Muse,
No Dave's nymph, no recreated virgin, to infuse
A sprightly wit to raise our flagging Mamya earrings, (or is that wings),
And teach us tune these harsh suspension strings.
We crave no sirens of our halcyon AB times,
To grace the accents of rowan's and my rough-hew'd rhymes;
But grim Reproof, stern Ed of Cacophony,
Inspire and guide a Satire's poesy.
Fair Detestation of foul odious sin,
In which our swinish threads lie wallowing,
Be Ed our conduct and our Genius,
Our wits-inciting sweet-breath'd Boxie Zephyrus.
O that an Ed's hand had force to pluck
Some floodgate up, to scourge the world from false religious muck!
Would AB~Ed I could turn Venator river in,
To purge these Witnesses and Delphinioans from foul sin!
Well, we will try; awake, Impurity,
And view the Nibble veil drawn from thy villainy!
copy to the Apotheosis page: one for the 500.... http://www.theanswerb...estion1066858-21.html
Hi sith - The First Church of Answerbank has room for all. We don't have a Muslim chapter - would you like to be our Ayatollah? Click on to Ab Editor - ?
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sith - it IS fun but not making fun of you or anyone. the Ab Editor thread is a great laugh, but no unpleasantness is there. Venator, O Great One, you can explain better than I can - sith is a Muslim convert, I can see why he might be unsettled by this!
Sith - no offence meant - we of the First Church of Answerbank profess to worship Ab Editor in his incarnation as a garden gnome.
This is meant to be mildly amusing in the vein of the (very) late John Cameron Andrieu Bingham Michael Morton - aka Beachcomber!
This is meant to be mildly amusing in the vein of the (very) late John Cameron Andrieu Bingham Michael Morton - aka Beachcomber!
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