Paying attention to the man down below?

[WF8MAN]

Do you know, I think God phones Hell every day to ask old nick if the "fires" are still on high heat. You never know, God might change his mind and send us all down to the inferno! (No discrimination there, then.) Non believers can chuckle if they want to!

[sasskins]

chuckle chuckle

[rowanwitch]

Marshmallows and bread for toasting in a bag ready

[sasskins]

If he wants me, he has to fight for me. As does everyone else! lol

[Nibble]

In the words of the Irish blessing..

I'm hoping that ....

May you be in Heaven, 5 minutes before the Man knows you've died.

Saves hassles at the gate ;-)

[nannybooby]

See you all then I will be the one sitting on the right with the toasting fork ,large thick sliced crusty loaf and wads of butter ( both supplies never ending).... Hope that those who beleive Hell is a place of extreem cold may be wrong. LOL

[WF8MAN]

They say Satan's a black belt in Origami! Watch your step.

[mickrog]

a man enters the pearly gates and is shown around....god says you have a few jobs here....everyday you take the moon down , put the light on and drag the sun out, drag a few clouds out now and then, generally clean up and throw some water around......that seems a lot for one person the man says......yes sorry about that said god....but you are the only person up here.

[WF8MAN]

They say Hell's an all inclusive Hotel with added damnation + an added bonus, fully comprehensive central heating!

[WF8MAN]

They say God's got good team but Satan's team can always turn the heat up! Burn you Saints!

[WF8MAN]

I've seen WF8MAN's advert for a hotel and I think I'll be making a booking in the near future! PS. I'm his alter ego, he only lets me out on special occassions.

[WF8MAN]

Dear mickrog, It must be a very lonely place for the only man in heaven. Still, he can always play "odd man out" with the omnipotent deity!

[Mick-Talbot]

I thought this thread was about a *** ...

[Mick-Talbot]

^ oral sex .. then

[WF8MAN]

You need backup Mick! BB is watching, Mick-Talbot. (That's another alter ego of mine!)

[WF8MAN]

Will the real WF8MAN please stop this Buffoon from destroying his reputation?