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Dear Pastor, I would like to go to heaven someday because I know my brother won't be there.
Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister.
Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson.
Dear Pastor, My father should be a minister. Every day he gives us a sermon about something.
Dear Pastor, I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but my father didn't give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon about a raise in my allowance?
Dear Pastor, My mother is very religious. She goes to play bingo at church every week even if she has a cold.
Dear Pastor, I think a lot more people would come to your church if you moved it to Disneyland.
Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon where you said that good health is more important than money but I still want a raise in my allowance.
Dear Pastor, Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am flying to California tomorrow.
Dear Pastor, I hope to go to heaven someday but later than sooner.
Dear Pastor, Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help or a new pitcher. Thank you.
Dear Pastor, My father says I should learn the Ten Commandments. But I don't think I want to because we have enough rules already in my house.
Dear Pastor, Who does God pray to? Is there a God for God?
Dear Pastor, Are there any devils on earth? I think there may be one in my class.
Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was finished
Dear Pastor, How does God know the good people from the bad people? Do you tell Him or does He read about it in the newspapers?
A young couple invited their aged pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. "Goat," the little boy replied.
"Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?"
"Yep," said the youngster. "I heard Pa say to Ma, 'Might as well have the old goat for dinner today as any other day.'"
The Baptist preacher just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded toward the back of the church for his usual greetings and handshaking as the congregation left the church.
After shaking a few adult hands he came upon the seven year old son of one of the Deacons of the church.
"Good morning, Jonathan," the preacher said as he reached out to shake Joanthan's hand.
As he was doing do he felt something in the palm of Jonathan's hand. "What's this?" the preacher asked.
"Money," said Jonathan with a big smile on his face, "It's for you!"
"I don't want to take your money, Jonathan," the preacher answered.
"I want you to have it," said Jonathan.
After a short pause Jonathan continued, "My daddy says you're the poorest preacher we ever had and I want to help you."
Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister.
Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson.
Dear Pastor, My father should be a minister. Every day he gives us a sermon about something.
Dear Pastor, I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but my father didn't give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon about a raise in my allowance?
Dear Pastor, My mother is very religious. She goes to play bingo at church every week even if she has a cold.
Dear Pastor, I think a lot more people would come to your church if you moved it to Disneyland.
Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon where you said that good health is more important than money but I still want a raise in my allowance.
Dear Pastor, Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am flying to California tomorrow.
Dear Pastor, I hope to go to heaven someday but later than sooner.
Dear Pastor, Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help or a new pitcher. Thank you.
Dear Pastor, My father says I should learn the Ten Commandments. But I don't think I want to because we have enough rules already in my house.
Dear Pastor, Who does God pray to? Is there a God for God?
Dear Pastor, Are there any devils on earth? I think there may be one in my class.
Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was finished
Dear Pastor, How does God know the good people from the bad people? Do you tell Him or does He read about it in the newspapers?
A young couple invited their aged pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. "Goat," the little boy replied.
"Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?"
"Yep," said the youngster. "I heard Pa say to Ma, 'Might as well have the old goat for dinner today as any other day.'"
The Baptist preacher just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded toward the back of the church for his usual greetings and handshaking as the congregation left the church.
After shaking a few adult hands he came upon the seven year old son of one of the Deacons of the church.
"Good morning, Jonathan," the preacher said as he reached out to shake Joanthan's hand.
As he was doing do he felt something in the palm of Jonathan's hand. "What's this?" the preacher asked.
"Money," said Jonathan with a big smile on his face, "It's for you!"
"I don't want to take your money, Jonathan," the preacher answered.
"I want you to have it," said Jonathan.
After a short pause Jonathan continued, "My daddy says you're the poorest preacher we ever had and I want to help you."
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