Ab Carols - Day 7

[DTCwordfan]

I am putting this out early as I am sporting a nice Xmas cold and the idea of tackling the DT Giant GK is not appealing, anyway, there a re a few days for that.

Usual format - just silly seasonal nonsense. Link to past carols is http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1199392.html
and work your way back.

Ann has again challenged me on Good Morning ABers as to using "I Saw Three Ships" and the floods here in Cornwall - hope all ABers are safe.

Christmas greetings to those I have nailed in these verses - some more to come tomorrow and Monday.

Carol 15

Ding dong! merrily on high
In AB the bells are ringing:
JoeLuke! verily the sky
Is riv'n with Commoner singing.

REFRAIN

Rojash,
Susanna’s with excelsior!
Gloria,
GrannyGrump’s with excelsior!

E'en so here below, below,
Let Arksided bells be swungen,
And "hIho, hiho, hiho!"
By Venator and Aelmpv sungen.

REFRAIN

Pray you, heathfieldly prime
Your mosaic chime, ye ringers;
May you emeritusally rime
Your spudqueen song, ye singers.

REFRAIN


Carol 16

Molly, mallyh, Thou our ABers,
Bye, bye, molly, hi mally.
Mally, thou our ABer,
Bye, bye, molly, hi mally.
O Patricia too, how may we do,
For to preserve this beso day
These crazy ABers, Linda B, for whom we sing
Bye, bye, molly, hi mally.
dr b,, another sqad, not in Ibuprofen raging,
Prescribed he hath this day
His BigJack of medical might,
at least in Ron’s badg-ed sight,
Like him, Ed to suspend and slay
As Ed said “Until Christmas Day”.
That woe is for Ed, our Gnome on high!
And ever masma and graham-w sigh,
For thy questions, neither say nor sing,
Bye, bye. Ed, Is desktop related to molly?


Carol 17


I saw three sloopies come sailing in,
At Christmas time, at Christmas time,
I saw three ships come sailing in,
On Saturdayday, Ann's in the morning.

And why were those ships in Helston?
At Christmas time, at Christmas time,
And why were in those ships in Helston?
On Saturday, Ann's in the morning.

Our Saviour Gnome and Mods at the pumps
At Christmas time, at Christmas time,
Our Saviour Gnome and Mods at the pumps,
On Saturday, dave's in the morning.

Pray whither sailed those sloopy ships?
At Christmas time, at Christmas time,
Pray whither sailed those sloopy ships all?
On Saturday wbm's in the morning.

Oh, they sailed inland into Truro,
At Christmas time, at Christmas time,
Oh, they sailed inland into Truro,
On Saturday, welshie's in the morning.

And the AB bells in the Cathedral rang,
At Christmas time, at Christmas time,
And the AB bells in the Cathedral rang,
On Saturday, JJ's in the morning.

And all the ABers in the pubs shall sing,
At Christmas time, at Christmas time,
And all the ABers in the pubs shall sing,
On Saturday, ummm's in the morning.

And why are we desktop wet and flooded?
At Christmas time, at Christmas time,
And why are we desktop wet and flooded?
On Saturday, Factor's in the morning.

Because we have had a Nungate tailcock,
At Christmas time, at Christmas time,
Because we have had a Nungate tailcock
On Saturday, Alba's in the morning.

Along with Redman Beer and NoM wine,
At Christmas time, at Christmas time,
Along with RedmanBeer and NoM wine
On Saturday dicky's in the morning.

Then let us ABers rejoice, amain,
At Christmas time, At Christmas time,
Then let us AB rejoice, Lady J's not in the main?
On Saturday, Ann's in the morning.

[albaqwerty]

Brilliant as ever DT xx

[tonyav]

loving them DT.

[humbersloop]

lovely dt

have plenty of rum toddies for yer cowd x

[excelsior-1]

two more hits, DT

congratulations, brilliant again

[2sp_]

Another couple of crackers, DT!

Hope your cold clears up soon. x

[starone]

Brilliant again, as usual DT. I too have a cold, I think they lay in wait for unwary people who think they are immune (me). But why Christmas, I wonder?

[Psybbo]

Sorry about your cold, dt, but, luckily it hasn't affected your literary skills. Again well done!

[mallyh]

well done , hope you feel well soon and happy christmas to you xx

[lady-janine]

shiver mi timbers and pass the man a lemsip made of single malt.

oh mi 'andsome you 'ave doneee well.

[Ann]

Well done DT - I was just about to say I would drink your health in Lemsip but I see Lady J beat me to it ;) Looking forward to you croaking another 2 carols tomorrow!
How about "the rising of DT's temperature and the running of his nose, The something of his merry organ (perhaps better not mentioned!;) Sweet sneezing in the choir ............. :))

[lady-janine]

lol ann. as you say best to leave his organ out of it.

[DTCwordfan]

thanks all

Ann - carry on, you are half way there!

Cracking the red wine very shortly I think.

I had thought of going to the pub but not really up for that and going tomorrow lunchtime anyway. Furthermore, the weather outside is awful again. Weird this cold, I can eat meat and spuds but the concept of any other vegetables is putting me off....

[lady-janine]

that's okay DT you can have my meat and i'll eat the veg. have been feeling quite unwell eating meat the last few weeks.

[DTCwordfan]

that's odd, Lady J, connected with the arm mending perhaps as in a need for Vitamins?