Quizzes & Puzzles1 min ago
The Sqad School Of Medicine.
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Had a really nice appointment with the ear specialist today....I knew from the hearing test just before I saw the gorgeous specialist with the Irish lilt that I was either very deaf or the machines weren't working.
Gorgeous looked in my ears with a gadget it would be helpful for GPs to have and declared.....
My god....both ears completely blocked....consent form nurse. Here we are...just sign and give us permission to do anything we like while you're under....
Some minutes passed...
Gorgeous: Come on..stop dithering...I want my pen back.
Me: Just hold on, sunshine........I'm thinking.
Gorgeous: About?
Me: Dying under the anaesthetic. It's a bit worrying...
Gorgeous: Stop worrying....if you die I'm the one lumbered with all the paper work and an inquiry....you'll know nothing about it if you're dead.
Me: How do you know that.....no-one knows what happens when we die.
Gorgeous: Hmmm...good point...you still won't have the paper work though.
Me: If I sign can I fly while I'm waiting?
Gorgeous: Not on your own....that would be dangerous.
Me: In an aeroplane I mean?
Gorgeous: Where are you going?
Me: Knock, Ireland.
Gorgeous: That's a bit extreme....the operation's not so risky you have to go to Knock to pray beforehand.
Me: I don't pray...well I might start though. I'm going for a music festival.
Gorgeous: Why? You can't hear anything. Go on, sign....there's nothing to it.
Me: That's okay to say from your end.
Gorgeous: It'll only be my end if your luck's in and I operate....☺
I liked him.....♥....but I still don't want the procedure....:-(
Gorgeous looked in my ears with a gadget it would be helpful for GPs to have and declared.....
My god....both ears completely blocked....consent form nurse. Here we are...just sign and give us permission to do anything we like while you're under....
Some minutes passed...
Gorgeous: Come on..stop dithering...I want my pen back.
Me: Just hold on, sunshine........I'm thinking.
Gorgeous: About?
Me: Dying under the anaesthetic. It's a bit worrying...
Gorgeous: Stop worrying....if you die I'm the one lumbered with all the paper work and an inquiry....you'll know nothing about it if you're dead.
Me: How do you know that.....no-one knows what happens when we die.
Gorgeous: Hmmm...good point...you still won't have the paper work though.
Me: If I sign can I fly while I'm waiting?
Gorgeous: Not on your own....that would be dangerous.
Me: In an aeroplane I mean?
Gorgeous: Where are you going?
Me: Knock, Ireland.
Gorgeous: That's a bit extreme....the operation's not so risky you have to go to Knock to pray beforehand.
Me: I don't pray...well I might start though. I'm going for a music festival.
Gorgeous: Why? You can't hear anything. Go on, sign....there's nothing to it.
Me: That's okay to say from your end.
Gorgeous: It'll only be my end if your luck's in and I operate....☺
I liked him.....♥....but I still don't want the procedure....:-(
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Oh lord, when did posting on AB become a popularity contest! Can't we just enjoy humorous posts and relax, setting aside our own problems?
20:05 Tue 22nd Apr 2014