It's Those Children

[marval]

At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings.

Little Johnny, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.

Later in the week his mother noticed him lying as though he were ill, and said. "Johnny what is the matter?"

Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife."


Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother.

His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning.

It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful.

His grandmother remarked, "Doesn't it look like an artist painted this scenery? Did you know God painted this just for you?"

Bobby said, "Yes, God did it and he did it left handed."

This confused his grandmother a bit, and she asked him "What makes you say God did this with his left hand?"

"Well," said Bobby, "we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God's right hand!"


A little boy had just got home from Sunday School and his mother was cooking lunch.

"Mummy, is it true that before you're born you're just dust and after you die you go back to being dust?"

"That's right son, why?"

"Well that's just what they said at church today."

"Run up stairs and wash your hands son, lunch will be ready in a few minutes."

About 10 minutes went by and she called out for him to come down.

"I'll be there in a minute."

As they were about to sit down at the table, the little boy asked again about being dust before being born and after you die. Once again his mother said yes son.

The little boy looked at her and said, then you had better get up to my
room pretty quick, because something under my bed is either coming or going!


A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on.

Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered.

"Mummy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"

[Obiter]

Young curate finishes his sermon and says to the vicar, "Was that Fanny Green in the third pew?" Vicar replies, "No, it's just the sunlight through the stained glass window".