Two Miracles.

[Theland]

Whilst doing breakfast for the grandchildren, I dropped a piece of toast on the floor. IT LANDED BUTTER SIDE UP! As if that wasn't a sign, I then noticed that the butter had melted into the shape of Mount Sainiai.
I think this whole day is now blessed.
Do you think I should go to the pub and meditate on these wondrous things? Is the Pope casting spells maybe?

[Jackdaw33]

Talking of spells, it's Mount Sinai.

[Theland]

Thanks Jack. Stressed out with the kids.

[Theland]

Indeed. Eight of them. Honestly.

[Kathyan]

Not miracles at all just luck!

[Peter Pedant]

Mount Sinai - and the bread looked like two tablets of stone
there is a message in all this if you believe there is

[mibn2cweus]

If they popped out of the toaster with the ten commandments inscribed then I'd say you,ve got something. Ebay . . . here we come.

[nailit]

I always find that its better to drop the toast first and THEN butter it.
Voila, a miracle every time.
Good to see your sense of humour returning Theland ;-)

[Theland]

You must be an apostle Nailit. True wisdom.

[jim360]

THis is the kind of post you should make more often :)

[Prudie]

You messed up - you should have taken a photo of the toast and sent it to the Daily Mail.

[anneasquith]

The toast i make has the face of Jesus on it :-)

[Theland]

You sure it wasn't Jeremy Corbyn?

[1ozzy]

All raise your glasses, we shall toast Theland.

[Prudie]

So 1ozzy when you drop your toast does it stick to the ceiling? :-)

[1ozzy]

No, but if it lands butter side up I consider it a bad omen ;-)

[Theland]

Anybody had a toast land edge on? And what about French toast? What is it and will my toaster make it? Do Dyson make a French toaster?

[Zacs-Master]

Dysentery only make fings wot suck n blow. So they might make a French tart....

[Theland]

Nice one Z.