I've Managed To...

1ozzy | 01:53 Sun 08th Apr 2018 | Religion & Spirituality

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... break the ring pull off a can of lager without actually opening the can.

Is that Divine Intervention ?

Or

Just bad luck/management?

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That sounds perfect.
But.
I won't sit on a throne, I will require a high powered Bidet, since I represent Colonial Colonic Irrigators

Theland

Is it true that you lot, our former colonial brothers, have still not adapted the benefits of plumbing, and remain committed to digging a hole outside as an expedient dunny?

Theland

Bidets are very much European.
You would need training.

1ozzy

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Us posh Aussies crap and wee indoors, then we empty the pan over the neighbours fence.

The pleb neighbours still dig a hole, it's called a "long drop".

As for training it may need to be twice a day as after lunch I will have forgotten, that is, assuming I'll get a lunch break.

johnny.5

lol digging a dunny
and catching their meals using a boomerang
and only eating shrimps from the barbee
and no mobile phones they use didgeridoos
and and waiting for the billy to boil for a nice cuppa

Theland

I am very sad.
Bereaved in fact.
I feel like stealing a Koran from the chapel in the local hospital and burning it.
Have to blame somebody.

Theland

My little Siamese kitten, Koo, only 16 months old, was hit by a car and killed last Sunday.
I am still reeling.
I keep crying.
We all loved her. We have four other cats, another Siames kitten, two Ragdolls, and an old wise Moggie.
Poor little Koo. So young. Never lived to have fun.
Life is so hard sometimes.

1ozzy

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Johhny, we have spears too, nulla nulla's are great for catching meals at close range and don't forget the woomera, very high tech downunder we are.

My thoughts are with you Theland during your time of grieving.