Edinburgh Fringe

[Canary42]

These have been covered by the mass media, but for those of you who haven’t come across them, here are the top ten [i] Dave’s Funniest Joke [i] awards from the Edinburgh Fringe.

1. From Adam Rowe.

Working at the Job Centre has to be a tense job – knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come back in the next day.

2. From Leo Kearse.

I had a job drilling holes for water – it was well boring.

3. From Olaf Falafel

I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don’t pay it back, I’m going to get repossessed.

4. From Daniel Audritt.

In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a piece of meat. She was a Vegan and refused to touch me.

5. From Flo and Joan.

What do colour-blind people do when they are told to eat their greens ?

6. From Darren Walsh.

I’ve got a new job collecting all the jumpers left in the park at the weekends, but it’s not easy, they keep moving the goalposts.

7. From Justin Moorhouse.

Trump said he’d build a wall but he hasn’t even picked up a brick. He’s just another middle-aged man failing on a DIY project.

8. From Adele Cliff.

I lost a friend after we had an argument about the Tardis. I thought it was a little thing, but it seemed much bigger once we got into it.

9. From Alex Edelman.

Why are they calling it Brexit and not the Great British Break Off?

10. From Laura Lexx.

Love is like central heating. You turn it on before guests arrive and pretend it’s like this all the time.

[Patsy33]

Love them!

[jno]

Olaf and Flo and Joan must have been around a while, their jokes have. But some of those are pertinent and funny. Leo's and Justin's are good.

[mallyh]

these were the best !!!! I have seen funnier on here .

[1ozzy]

Hmmm, good thing these comedians are on the fringe