Morals

marval | 17:01 Mon 18th Feb 2019 | Jokes

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Two Irish lads Pat and Mick are drinking in a bar.

Pat says to Mick "I had my way with that blonde lass that I met last night"

Mick replies to him and says.

"Will you be seeing her again later tonight?"

"No!"says Pat, "I think she is a girl of loose morals"

"What makes you think that?" Says Mick and Pat replies with a sad face.

"I saw her knickers when she took them off and on the back it said NEXT.

A Little Girl.....

Ha Ha

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Paddy rings his new girlfriend's door bell, with a big bunch of flowers. She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in. She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says 'This is for the flowers!'

'Don't be silly,' says Paddy, ‘You must have a vase

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