Good News For Remainers

[albaqwerty]

https://news.sky.com/story/uri-geller-tells-pm-i-am-going-to-stop-brexit-telepathically-11672961

I have no idea why he's waited this long to use his mind :-)

[tonyav]

Ah but can he make my broken watch work again.

[JimF]

The YouTube videos where James Randi exposes him totally, demonstrating how he does his thing, are hilarious.

[Hopkirk]

Wasn't he best mates with Michael Jackson?

[1ozzy]

He had to find another target because his wife is sick to death of buying new spoons.

[albaqwerty]

ooh, thanks Jim, that's the name I was looking for whilst listening to him being interviewed on the radio tonight.
Mr Geller kept saying his credentials were impeccable as the CIA and MI5 interviewed him ''deeply'' and said they found him to be credible lol

[MallyJ]

Bonkers as conkers......

[Gladeian]

Probably missed his medication.

[agchristie]

We don't need Uri around.There's been too much bending of the truth already...

[ichkeria]

A pity he couldn’t have worked his magic on David Cameron ...

[agchristie]

It's all been mind games...

[Old_Geezer]

He'll just bend it a bit, probably resulting in a fortnight delay.

[naomi24]

Well, that's that sorted then.

[anotheoldgit]

Further proof of the nutters who support staying in the EU.

[ichkeria]

If Uri can Bend Our British Bananas back into shape again then maybe we don’t need to leave ...

[agchristie]

//If Uri can Bend Our British Bananas back into shape again then maybe we don’t need to leave //

Charming! What a way to describe MP's!