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How Human Is God ?
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If God made man in His own image, does He have bodily functions ?.
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If god made man in his own image, then he's flawed. Who wants to be made in the image of a genocidal maniac anyway? A god who (according to the Bible) orders the destruction of entire communities to be put to death by the sword, fire, burial alive, mauled by bears, starvation, ad infinitum. (if youve ever bothered to read the 'holy book' The God of the Bible is not...
18:44 Sat 24th Oct 2020
If god made man in his own image, then he's flawed.
Who wants to be made in the image of a genocidal maniac anyway?
A god who (according to the Bible) orders the destruction of entire communities to be put to death by the sword, fire, burial alive, mauled by bears, starvation, ad infinitum. (if youve ever bothered to read the 'holy book'
The God of the Bible is not something that I wish to be made after.
I own my own flaws, Im not taking god's flaws as well....he's a nut case.
Who wants to be made in the image of a genocidal maniac anyway?
A god who (according to the Bible) orders the destruction of entire communities to be put to death by the sword, fire, burial alive, mauled by bears, starvation, ad infinitum. (if youve ever bothered to read the 'holy book'
The God of the Bible is not something that I wish to be made after.
I own my own flaws, Im not taking god's flaws as well....he's a nut case.
// I was expecting more of a reaction//
no we have a fundamentalist thread EVERY day
earnestly wondering plaintively but insistently if this is the end of time as detailed in the Apocalypse
and then the next day there is a thread asking if this is the end of time as described .....a thin small voice wheedling...
and yours
and someone just said that G had knocked up Mary, and we are foo-d every day as well .....
no we have a fundamentalist thread EVERY day
earnestly wondering plaintively but insistently if this is the end of time as detailed in the Apocalypse
and then the next day there is a thread asking if this is the end of time as described .....a thin small voice wheedling...
and yours
and someone just said that G had knocked up Mary, and we are foo-d every day as well .....
Bodily functions? Are you a 13 year old.
Jesus was 100% Man and 100% God. Did he have bodily functions while on earth. Yes, of course. And He had a willy, snigger, snigger.
What does in mean to be created in the image of God? Many things I suggest. It means our lives are of infinite value. Also it means we are the very pinnacle of God's creation. The very best created things in the universe.
Jesus was 100% Man and 100% God. Did he have bodily functions while on earth. Yes, of course. And He had a willy, snigger, snigger.
What does in mean to be created in the image of God? Many things I suggest. It means our lives are of infinite value. Also it means we are the very pinnacle of God's creation. The very best created things in the universe.
Hans: //.Why are you, like some other 'Believers' who post in Answerbank, often rude to those with whom you disagree.? //
I don't think anyone needs lessons from you on 'rudeness', your post a couple of days ago on another thread was removed because it broke the Site Rules, not only was it 'rude' in was a vitriolic, completely, uncalled for personal attack against a poster (Theland) who had only stated something in which he believed.
You really can't stand it can you? - people who think differently from you. How many other groups beyond Christians do you hate?
I don't think anyone needs lessons from you on 'rudeness', your post a couple of days ago on another thread was removed because it broke the Site Rules, not only was it 'rude' in was a vitriolic, completely, uncalled for personal attack against a poster (Theland) who had only stated something in which he believed.
You really can't stand it can you? - people who think differently from you. How many other groups beyond Christians do you hate?