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Zacs-Master | 11:46 Fri 04th Dec 2020 | Religion & Spirituality
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Do you think Noah took a woodpecker?
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Courtesy of Miles Jupp on Mock the week. Noah said "If it carries on raining like this, then we're going to have to eat the unicorns."
17:11 Fri 04th Dec 2020
probably left it ashore with the woodworm . . .
If he did, no wonder the story is full of holes....
Disaster at Sea

It was a calm, still day in Yarmouth,
The channel clear and wide,
As the last of the timber sailing ships
Sailed out on the evening tide.

They never saw that ship again;
They searched when it was light,
But that fine old timber vessel sank
That clear and peaceful night.

No one knows what happened
On that night in 1910;
But the crew and her cargo of woodpeckers
Were never seen again.
Les Barker - 2005
Some call it morning glory.
No. It would have pecked at his head because Noah was as thick as two planks.

Hans.
If he did wouldn't he have taken two?
He asked for a Black & Decker, but got a black Woodpecker.
Did he need to take ducks and gulls? They must've been a right curse after the flood.
This is one of my favourite sensible answers.

https://www.quora.com/Where-would-Noah-have-kept-woodpeckers-on-his-ark

This picture always makes me smile.

https://tinyurl.com/y5b9l4oe
Courtesy of Miles Jupp on Mock the week.

Noah said "If it carries on raining like this, then we're going to have to eat the unicorns."
I'd like to know, which member of Noah's family had gonorrhea?
Gonorrhea is entirely dependant on humans for its transmission so one of Noahs family had it!!!!
It was the little known stowaway, Auntie Biotic

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