Interesting traveller?

[Scanning]

I work in an open plan office. I am a bit perturbed about a member of my staff. I have noticed over the years that he has been taking holidays to San Francisco, Brighton & Manchester. He goes to these locations quite a lot. It's not a problem that he likes to go to these locations as he is quite well within his rights to do this, however I have started hearing some rumours about what goes on in these places. It seems a pattern is emmerging not to mention the patterned shirts he wears too. He recently returned from holiday and I have noticed that he is walking a bit odd also, not sure if I should ask why, although I feel i should check on the well-being of staff but don't want to put him in a awkward position - so to speak!. One very strange thing is, today he has something odd going on with his eyelids, they are rather puffy, could this be another thing i should ask about or perhaps could make it embaressing for him. Any ideas?

[CliffsPansy]

SO! I like to take holidays in those places (AND Portugal)and I wear patterned shirts. The reason that I have been walking queerly is because I`ve been well and truly clifted.

[Ethel]

You are joking?

[PinkFizz]

this is a wind up question - isn't it??

[spinchimp]

Yet another wind-up from this saddo.

[PinkFizz]

and you spent all that time writing a question that long???

[Champagne]

Is he mutating into the Incredible Hulk?

[xanderma]

Scanning, just what rumours have you heard about these places? If you want a useful reply, you must be more specific about your fears.

[Scanning]

No its not a wind up, and hello once again spinchimp... my you really do like responding to my questions don't you!.. despite giving me nothing but abuse about questions, although looking at some past comment by you on other question you really don't have anything constuctive to say do you spinchump (oops sorry thats what someone else called you on another question - my apologies!). No he';s not turning green, but the eyelids are definately thicker..

[spinchimp]

'Spinchump' - ah, what a wit you are.

[PinkFizz]

okaaayyyyy...........ahem!

[Scanning]

spinchimp, what is about my questions you just "have" to respond, they obviously attract you in some shape or form, but you say nothing constructive, a lot like comments you have made on other peoples questions also... i had noticed some of you other comments... again not constructive at all!! - now there is a pattern emmerging once again!

[electricblue]

Right,,,,,,,,,,,so,,,,,,,,,,,,,,what are you trying to say about this guy?????

[Drusilla1S]

Just tell him you love him and get it over with!

[Pippa68]

Is your sister a lesbian?

[joko]

sad...so sad...

[mrrobbo15]

sounds if he could b gay.....dont worry tho....its not catching...

....unless u want it to be

[lankeela]

Have you ever thought of erecting partitions so you no longer work in an open plan office?

[LittleBishop]

Pretend to show an interest in his holidays and ask if you can see his holiday snaps, could confirm a few of your doubts! Or he might get the wrong idea and invite you along next time! Either way your have your answer.

[DotH]

manchester? Ask him if he has ever been to canal street, if he says yes then he is gay, ok, problem solved for u.

[angeldraws]

Hi scanning - wot is it you actually do as a job and which company do you work for...?
Just wondering - for my own curiosity..... also is it always the same guy you mention or different people...?