Anyone want to meet the Prophet?

naomi24 | 19:24 Tue 20th Mar 2007 | Religion & Spirituality

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If you do, she's introduced herself on the "Quoting the Bible" thread.

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Mani at it again

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Brenda, dear, is there going to be more than one day of judgement then? And why can't you speak like a normal person? Do you always talk like this? Why don't you tell us, in intelligible language, what you're all about? You might get more response that way, you know.

Brenda, just tell me, are you happy, or is your life always filled with gloom and doom? It seems so sad for a young girl, if indeed you are a young girl.

Peter Edward

In that case should I be preparing to meet my maker? Can you see into my future? What is in store for me? (if it helps I normally shop at Tesco's. Please let me know soonest. SPQR.

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Peter Edward

In that case should I be preparing to meet my maker? Can you see into my future? What is in store for me? (if it helps I normally shop at Tesco's. Please let me know soonest. SPQR.

Peter Edward

Peter Edward

No naomi24, it's not me. I just used my own age and location as an example. We'll have to keep pondering on this one! Peter Edward

naomi24

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Hello Peter, I thought you were using yourself as an example. I didn't really think you were Brenda. She doesn't seem happy with you, does she? :o)

bullpen

I think I have met the prophet in my dreams. He was an old man with a hunchback. He had long grey hair and a long grey wispy beard. He was so old he had to use a zimmer. He said to me that the end was nigh and he kept repeating it. He repeated himself so much I think he likes the sound of his own voice, but in essence he was a bit of a bore

bullpen

Why is it Mr. Prophet that when you spoke to me in my dream you sounded like a yokel from Islamabad. I bet you come from Bradford or Southall and because of your rotundity you believe yourself to be a reincarnation of Vishna or Buddha

naomi24

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Hello Bullpen - Brenda comes from the midlands - and I very much doubt she has anything to do with Buddha or Vishna.

Peter Edward

Hello naomi24. You may well be right. Perhaps I inadvertantly touched on a nerve. Peter Edward

naomi24

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Perhaps you did Peter.

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