Thelands threads

[wizard69]

Blimy Theland, youve been away for a while and then come back like a jehovahs wittness on speed...

[Theland]

Hiya Wiz - I feel like I'm talking to a good old friend when i get a post off you or Naomi.
How you doing? I still pray for you both, you know. even if you don't like it. You are both top of my list!
God is watching you!
Hope the trouble with the neighbours is settled and you are all having a lovely time together. just watch that temper of yours.
One of these days you are going to have to come up to CH 62 for a drink and a packet of cheese and onion, and I'll give you a signed copy of a Gideon New Testament.
How are Mrs Wiz and junior doing?
Do you know that on the BBC web site we would be banned for talking, "Off topic?" Yes, I've been pitching my tent there recently - totally boring, like Stalinist Russia!

[Theland]

Oh yes - prawn cocktail and Vino Collapso for Naomi.
(I'd do anything for a kiss from Naomi - even TWO packets of crisps and some pork scratchtings!)

[naomi24]

Vino Collapso AND pork scratchings? Oh Theland, you old devil, you certainly know how to woo a girl. Who could resist? Mwah!!!

[WaldoMcFroog]

If it wasn't for his unnatural lust for the scratchings, Theland would have converted to judaism ages ago! ;-)

[naomi24]

Ha! Very good, Waldo.

[ruby27]

Theland
Hope your arm/hand is better. I think last time you posted you had done your best to amputate some sort of bit of you.

[WaldoMcFroog]

Hopefully it's well enough for you to respond to some of the answers you've had ;-)

[WaldoMcFroog]

Theland, since your recent questions are not the kind that have a straightforward, indistable answers but rather are discursive, it would be cool if you'd give a response to people's answers.