slugs in heven & hell

[dustypuss]

Do insects ie ( ants Nat's Worms etc )go to heaven or hell when they die ? Or is this privilege reserved for higher animals like cat's dogs humans horses ??

[Octavius]

I would presume that they only go to slug/ant/gnat/worm heaven if they believe in slug/ant/gnat/worm heaven and worship the gods of slug/ant/gnat/worm heaven.

Those that don�t surely must end up going to slug/ant/gnat/worm hell.

Not all dogs go to heaven.

[jake-the-peg]

I guess it depends if they've been good slugs or bad slugs.

I rather thought that the idea of Heaven and Hell was related to sin and judgement.

That rather assumes the animal, is capable of moral judgement.

Is a fox that raids a hen house sinning and eternally damned?

It all sounds a little silly to me!

[tiggerblue10]

I would like to send them to room 101!

[Seafarer1966]

No creature, including humans, go to heaven or hell. We are all biological organisms that simply expire, some before others.

[keyplus90]

That means, Live Like an animal, Die like an Animal.

[brionon]

Gnats are Promiscuous-they'll never get in.

[mibn2cweus]

What about fruits and vegetables? What have they ever done wrong?

Well maybe not some . . . cucumbers <"?

[China Doll]

I'm going where the cucumber goes.

[naomi24]

Mib, good try, but there's no substitute for a banana.

[China Doll]

Oh naomi!! Sounds like you need a spin in the chastity belt this time!

[naomi24]

China, moi? As if!

Strange you turning up the moment a cucumber is mentioned. Soothing on the sore throat, eh? I'll have you know Mib found undeniable proof of God's existence in a banana today - that is until Waldo came along and squashed it.

Boy, were we depressed .... that is until we remembered we still have the ...........

peanut butter and Marmite!!

What do you think of that, then?!!!!

[China Doll]

I hope the peanut butter and marmite were not put together naomi, that's a taste sensation my throat could do without; what with the nutty, savoury thing going on....

Doobey, doobey doo...

[naomi24]

Nutty, savoury thing? Is it anyone I know, China?

[China Doll]

Your mind may not be degenerate enough to comprehend naomi and I sure as hell ain't explaining, I get in enough trouble in this section!

[figure]

Well I will be going to hell for eating bananas and cucumbers alive!

Oh, and I love a Marmite and peanut butter too.

[naomi24]

China, Either that - or a little more subtle, perhaps? Who knows?

Hi figure, don't feel bad. You don't eat bananas and curcumbers alive, do you. They're well and truly dead, and probably sitting on a cloud playing little harps in heaven long before you start munching.

[China Doll]

Perhaps we can have a banana and cucumber harp section in the band?

[mibn2cweus]

Check out the name of this band

Road trip anyone?

[naomi24]

Mib, proof positive that you're a genius!! That looks just like us!!

[China Doll]

Stands with packed cases and waits expectantly for 'road trip' van which she is secretly hoping looks like the van in Scooby Doo