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Good bye answerbank
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Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.
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That's 'cos Knobby has a life, which is what he told us to get. Everyone in Chatterbank knows what everyone is having for dinner, the weather is a really interesting topic, and they all talk in funny initials. See Luna? That's really living. Now you know. Wanna plaster for your bruised brain? :o)
So pleased Theland is ok - although I suspect by working 7 days a week, he has his priorities somewhat skew-whiff. Hope you're reading this Theland.
Luna, we don't have Sky Sports. My husband isn't into sports much - only scuba diving, kite surfing and rugby - and then only big matches where England is playing. We just got two of the options. The one that gives us Discovery, History and National Geographic, and an entertainment channel that shows comedies and a mixture of things, so I'm ok. Just need to figure out how to work it all. He asked me to record something the other day, and I swear I pressed every button on the pressers - but did it record? Course not! I'm a hopeless case!
Starman, do you have Sky?
So pleased Theland is ok - although I suspect by working 7 days a week, he has his priorities somewhat skew-whiff. Hope you're reading this Theland.
Luna, we don't have Sky Sports. My husband isn't into sports much - only scuba diving, kite surfing and rugby - and then only big matches where England is playing. We just got two of the options. The one that gives us Discovery, History and National Geographic, and an entertainment channel that shows comedies and a mixture of things, so I'm ok. Just need to figure out how to work it all. He asked me to record something the other day, and I swear I pressed every button on the pressers - but did it record? Course not! I'm a hopeless case!
Starman, do you have Sky?
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Err .... what ..... well ...... thank you Luna. I shall copy that and print it out to study over and over again. I'm a bit cautious about pressing buttons now. I inadvertently recorded a load of politics the other day - and I turned the whole screen green yesterday. Nothing on it - just a green screen. Quite a nice colour though - and quite seasonal I thought. Complimented the Christmas tree beautifully.
(My husband said he had to re-set it, whatever that means). Ohhhhh, deck your bowels with bits of holly, tra la la la laaaaa. :o)
(My husband said he had to re-set it, whatever that means). Ohhhhh, deck your bowels with bits of holly, tra la la la laaaaa. :o)
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Thanks Luna. I'll get practising! Maybe I can come up with a nice pink screen next!
That Mary Magdalene documentary was very interesting, wasn't it. There are so many mysteries. Isn't it a pity the early church manipulated it all to suit itself. I'd love to know what really happened.
What is everyone doing for Christmas? Wonder if Theland will find time to pay us a visit? And I wonder if China will be able to leave men's bits and pieces alone long enough to pop in?
That Mary Magdalene documentary was very interesting, wasn't it. There are so many mysteries. Isn't it a pity the early church manipulated it all to suit itself. I'd love to know what really happened.
What is everyone doing for Christmas? Wonder if Theland will find time to pay us a visit? And I wonder if China will be able to leave men's bits and pieces alone long enough to pop in?
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Huh! Men!! (Present company excepted, of course). Wonder what really happened?
I've had real problems getting in tonight. None of the keys have worked, but I eventually managed to break a window, tie the hem of my dress around my neck, hang the straps of my shoes on my ears, clench the handle of my bag between my teeth, and clamber in. Just call me Bill the Burglar!
Phew! Need to go to bed now, Night everyone. x
I've had real problems getting in tonight. None of the keys have worked, but I eventually managed to break a window, tie the hem of my dress around my neck, hang the straps of my shoes on my ears, clench the handle of my bag between my teeth, and clamber in. Just call me Bill the Burglar!
Phew! Need to go to bed now, Night everyone. x
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The obvious thing to do is to Subscribe to question so that you can access it easily from my profile. Unfortunately, the links provided under my profile are typically the first to succumb when the site apparently bogs down with heavy traffic (like when ChatterBank is in full swing) and when the site becomes virtually inaccessible for many minutes after 5&6am when answerbank apparently undergoes some kind of daily routine maintenance ritual.
Does this...
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...look familiar?
The most reliable method I�ve found for accessing this thread is to save this url:
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Society-and-Cul ture/Religion-and-Spirituality/Question544588. html
(or the one at the top of the screen which points to the currently displayed page)
in a note/word pad or word document to copy/paste into your browser.
I am unaware of any situation where this particular thread becomes any more inaccessible than any other thread at any given moment and the fact that I have been prompted to offer this sad excuse for a solution to the problem only underscores my own aggravation I share in equal proportions with you, not that it doesn�t exacerbate me a hundred times over! @*₣%#�@ ANSWERBANK!
Is it possible we have at last all reached unanimous agreement on something? ;o)
Does this...
Microsoft OLE DB Provider for SQL Server�error '80040e31'
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...look familiar?
The most reliable method I�ve found for accessing this thread is to save this url:
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Society-and-Cul ture/Religion-and-Spirituality/Question544588. html
(or the one at the top of the screen which points to the currently displayed page)
in a note/word pad or word document to copy/paste into your browser.
I am unaware of any situation where this particular thread becomes any more inaccessible than any other thread at any given moment and the fact that I have been prompted to offer this sad excuse for a solution to the problem only underscores my own aggravation I share in equal proportions with you, not that it doesn�t exacerbate me a hundred times over! @*₣%#�@ ANSWERBANK!
Is it possible we have at last all reached unanimous agreement on something? ;o)
The dam thing went hyperlink, so here�s how to grind your own key:
Right click over the address bar (up yonder) It must go dark!
(If the address doesn�t go dark, you might have to click on it before right clicking sometimes with certain browsers. Click on a blank spot first to reinitialise the process)
In the drop down menu click Copy
If you Paste it in Notepad or Wordpad just save as �something memorable� or �whatever� and there you have it.
If you paste it in a Word Document it might turn into a hyperlink (with a line under it) You don�t want no stinkin� line! So delete the hyperlink and position the blinking cursor on a new blank line.
Click Edit / Paste Special / OK / Enter
If the stinkin� line is back, Hold down Ctrl and press Z
You should now have the address and no stinkin� line. That�s the key!
Here�s how to use it:
Highlight (To highlight position your mouse in the left margin and double click)
Right Click
Copy the key
Open a browser
Insert the key in the address bar like this:
Right Click / Paste / Enter
Did it work?
You might want to save these instructions along with your key for future reference. Note the last three digits will always bring you back to the same page of the thread so you may choose to update your key occasionally to point to the current page.
Right click over the address bar (up yonder) It must go dark!
(If the address doesn�t go dark, you might have to click on it before right clicking sometimes with certain browsers. Click on a blank spot first to reinitialise the process)
In the drop down menu click Copy
If you Paste it in Notepad or Wordpad just save as �something memorable� or �whatever� and there you have it.
If you paste it in a Word Document it might turn into a hyperlink (with a line under it) You don�t want no stinkin� line! So delete the hyperlink and position the blinking cursor on a new blank line.
Click Edit / Paste Special / OK / Enter
If the stinkin� line is back, Hold down Ctrl and press Z
You should now have the address and no stinkin� line. That�s the key!
Here�s how to use it:
Highlight (To highlight position your mouse in the left margin and double click)
Right Click
Copy the key
Open a browser
Insert the key in the address bar like this:
Right Click / Paste / Enter
Did it work?
You might want to save these instructions along with your key for future reference. Note the last three digits will always bring you back to the same page of the thread so you may choose to update your key occasionally to point to the current page.
Mwah!
I've a very busy day today, and am currently stopping for a little breather and a cup of tea before I dash off to London to do my annual Father Christmas stint there. I might be able to get back here late tonight - but just in case I can't (I'll have house guests by then), I'd like to wish you all a very happy Christmas.
(Wonder if Theland will manage to pop in over the holidays?).
Lots of love, as always. x
I've a very busy day today, and am currently stopping for a little breather and a cup of tea before I dash off to London to do my annual Father Christmas stint there. I might be able to get back here late tonight - but just in case I can't (I'll have house guests by then), I'd like to wish you all a very happy Christmas.
(Wonder if Theland will manage to pop in over the holidays?).
Lots of love, as always. x
