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Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend on ab to reading the Bible. No question really because I no longer care about what people think. I'll get all my answers from God from now on thank you.
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Not all heros hide behind a mask.
midnight snack anyone?
midnight snack anyone?
Who? . . . Me?
"Indiana Mibs & The Temple Of Reason."
China falls and sprains her ankle, as the evil chatterbankers close in, their razor sharp tongues glinting in the flickering light of the flaming torches.
China screams, "Help me! Help me! My makeup is all smudged!"
Indiana Mibs races across the rocks to reach China, and gets out his lash.
China has never seen a lash like this before and faints, as Mibs drives the evil chatterbankers back up to their own cave where they all begin to destroy each other.
Mibs applies lipstick and blusher, to China as well, and soon she regains her composure.
"You .. you .. you're Indiana Mibs, the legendary lash of the Temple Of Reason! My hero! C'mere an' gimme a smacker!"
Mibs plants a big sloppy kiss on Chinas lips, and it feels to China like she has just been sucked by a sink plunger. She is in ecstasy.
Mibs, climbing aboard his pogo stick, bounces out of the cave, and calls back, "No need to thank me ma'am, it's part of my job!"
"I wasn't going to thank you," cries China, "I was just going to ask you for the bus fare home!"
China falls and sprains her ankle, as the evil chatterbankers close in, their razor sharp tongues glinting in the flickering light of the flaming torches.
China screams, "Help me! Help me! My makeup is all smudged!"
Indiana Mibs races across the rocks to reach China, and gets out his lash.
China has never seen a lash like this before and faints, as Mibs drives the evil chatterbankers back up to their own cave where they all begin to destroy each other.
Mibs applies lipstick and blusher, to China as well, and soon she regains her composure.
"You .. you .. you're Indiana Mibs, the legendary lash of the Temple Of Reason! My hero! C'mere an' gimme a smacker!"
Mibs plants a big sloppy kiss on Chinas lips, and it feels to China like she has just been sucked by a sink plunger. She is in ecstasy.
Mibs, climbing aboard his pogo stick, bounces out of the cave, and calls back, "No need to thank me ma'am, it's part of my job!"
"I wasn't going to thank you," cries China, "I was just going to ask you for the bus fare home!"
It pains me to do this but... LOL!! Very good Theland... so that's Mibs lash, wizards wand, you in a thong and some very strange comments regarding travel in China knocking around. Are you sure you guys aren't some weird cult?!
Mibs, Homer doesn't count, he's an anti-hero (and not in the good anti-hero Clint Eastwood type way). And any fool knows there's only one hero in the simpsons.
Mibs, Homer doesn't count, he's an anti-hero (and not in the good anti-hero Clint Eastwood type way). And any fool knows there's only one hero in the simpsons.
. . . and so I must conclude that Maggie's binkie is . . .
. . . a mask
Naomi! China won't cut me no slack!
. . . a mask
Naomi! China won't cut me no slack!
Oh sod it! I've had enough of this beating about the bush!
I must come right out and say it!
China, I'm in love with you!
Bensmum and I had a thing going, but she ditched me!
Naomi flew off on holiday, despite me dressing up for her.
Now there is only you, oh sweet China Doll.
I shall be propping up the bar in your local pub until you drift in, in your baggy stripey pants, and you will recognise me instantly, as I am the little fat fellow in the corner, drinking a brown ale, eating pork scratchings, and holding a placard declaring, "Down with Mibs!"
I know Mibs is my rival for your affections, but would you really want to date a guy who uses such big long words? Even after a drink? O.K. he's got some classy records, (The Four Tops, Dave Clark Five, and Freddie And The Dreamers), but he wears corduoroy! Could you date a guy who wears cordouroy? (... and it's green!)
I must come right out and say it!
China, I'm in love with you!
Bensmum and I had a thing going, but she ditched me!
Naomi flew off on holiday, despite me dressing up for her.
Now there is only you, oh sweet China Doll.
I shall be propping up the bar in your local pub until you drift in, in your baggy stripey pants, and you will recognise me instantly, as I am the little fat fellow in the corner, drinking a brown ale, eating pork scratchings, and holding a placard declaring, "Down with Mibs!"
I know Mibs is my rival for your affections, but would you really want to date a guy who uses such big long words? Even after a drink? O.K. he's got some classy records, (The Four Tops, Dave Clark Five, and Freddie And The Dreamers), but he wears corduoroy! Could you date a guy who wears cordouroy? (... and it's green!)
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