Weekend Religious Retreat.

[Theland]

Accommodation has been arranged for the weekend at, "Answerbank Abbey," for born again Christians, never again Christians, and atheists just needing a bit of a break.

Clad in your loin cloths and habits, you will subject yourselves to the Abbeys' discipline for two whole days.

You should have received your pamphlet in the post by now, so tell me what you think.

[Theland]

Biology!
"The Beauty Of The Naked Male Form."
Models supplied!
Mibs giving the lecture, and then a team building exercise.

[China Doll]

If I'm going to stand staring at the beauty of the male form and it's a bit nippy, will you excuse me if I get the giggles?

[Theland]

Why do girls laugh when I take my clothes off?
I've got feelings y'know!

[China Doll]

It's just a nervous reaction Theland... Incidently, how often do you take your clothes off randomly? Is that your picture down the local nick?!

[Theland]

It's a compulsive thing.
I take tablets for it.

[naomi24]

Bet he leaves his socks on.

[China Doll]

Yuck!

[naomi24]

Oh, now come on China. Who could resist?! :o(

[naomi24]

Anyway, Theland, where is this retreat? Is it far? Shall I bring the car, or will you arrange a charabanc - and if so, will we have community singing and lemonade as we go merrily on our way?

[China Doll]

Did you say community singing and lemonade? Bagsy sitting next to Mibs for this shared experience!

[naomi24]

Only if you actually bring the straws so I can reach over from the seat behind. (I only suggested lemonade for Theland - he's had quite enough of the other stuff lately!).

[Theland]

Oh a charabanc of course, and a whip round for the driver, stop in the pub on the way, then stop several times more near to some bushes for ........ men to the left, ladies to the right!

Hurry the coach leaves in half an hour.

Location - a complete mystery, know only to the monks and the coach driver.

[Theland]

Oh a charabanc of course, and a whip round for the driver, stop in the pub on the way, then stop several times more near to some bushes for ........ men to the left, ladies to the right!

Hurry the coach leaves in half an hour.

Location - a complete mystery, know only to the monks and the coach driver.

[Theland]

Oh a charabanc of course, and a whip round for the driver, stop in the pub on the way, then stop several times more near to some bushes for ........ men to the left, ladies to the right!

Hurry the coach leaves in half an hour.

Location - a complete mystery, know only to the monks and the coach driver.

[Theland]

Oh a charabanc of course, and a whip round for the driver, stop in the pub on the way, then stop several times more near to some bushes for ........ men to the left, ladies to the right!

Hurry the coach leaves in half an hour.

Location - a complete mystery, know only to the monks and the coach driver.

[Theland]

Theland arrives at Answerbank Abbey, completely alone, none of his friends having turned up. He drags his knuckles across the ancient stones, and makes his way to the robing room, and from there to the A.A.S.S.C. (Answerbank Abbey Sports and Social Club).
He's in luck, it's karaoke night and the bingo has just started.
He looks hopefully towards the door, hoping his friends caught a later coach.
Two bottles of wine and a bag of pork scratchings later, and waiting on just one number to win a designer habit and a picture of the pope, he still sits alone, mumbling, rocking to and fro, waiting ..... waiting ...... waiting ............

[bensmum]

I was here with my tatty pamphlet

"Oh hello bensmum - didn't see you there"

Story of my life Theland!

[China Doll]

Calls Theland to say Mibs and Naomi and WW haven't picked her up yet and she can't be expected to be out unsupervised in this grass skirt

[Theland]

bensmum - sit here on my knee, and let's share this drink with the umbrellas in it.
You mark my bingo card and we'll go halves on the winnings.
How do I look in a habit and sandals?

[Theland]

China - grass skirt? Watch out for the goats!