The kitten dilemma ?

[legendis.god]

Youve got a 6 year old whos desperate for a pet kitten.
So after months of moans you give in and buy a little kitten for them.

Then after a week theyre away for the weekend at grannys.
You reverse out your driveway and , well lets put it this way you could post kitty by airmail after youve reversed over it.
The dilemma is :

Do you
A. Come clean about thekitty pancake ?And risk breaking your kids heart?

b. Act puzzled at the kittys disappearance and pretend its run off ?

c. Go and buy one similar , but not as flat , and try to pass it off as the original in t5he hope the kiddy wont notice ?



Well folks whats it to be ??

[Doc.Spock.1]

You bored again, shop not busy.

[legendis.god]

It was a simple multiple choice question doc .

Far less controversial than your riveting post about society and jono ross.

So ???

[Doc.Spock.1]

It all depends on what you consider important and worthy of comment.

A fictictious dead cat ain't the premise of a good discussion.


Might you a few will find it so.

[pastafreak]

Actually-I seem to remember a thread something like this in A&N a few months back

so....not beyond the realms of possibility

[Doc.Spock.1]

I believe that one was serious.

[legendis.god]

Doc this ias a serious question.At no time did i say it was my cat or that i had reversed over one .Did i ?

So are we to question the validity and honesty of every thread on here now?
You really are getting to the depths of sadness doc.
Did you know this is chatterbank youre in ?

I suggest a klarge rum n coke , i think it might help.
And i expect top see you questioning every threads validity today after this.
Though i know you wont .

Hows your yoville house etc ?

Yeah real innit ?



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[B00]

Maybe you should have said it was a hypothetical question from the start? Save Doc's blood pressure?

Anyhoo...

I'd take option B. I don't believe children should know about death, especially such a grizzly one at 6 years old.

And they'd know the difference should you try and get a substitute.

[pastafreak]

I agree,B00. Children are amazingly observant...and when you least expect it.

[legendis.god]

Boo it was obviouis.UIf id said my dilemma then fair enough.I did forget some folk dont read the whole post when they see my name they styart to answer on autonumpty .
Anyways i wonder if we will have a day of doc asking bob if he really collects orange buckets if he really hates crusts if joggerjayne really jogs , if i really like pate .

On the other hand he could jusat ignore things hes not interested in ?
On second thought that aint gonna happen is it lol.


Boo are you sure?I meant if it was relatively new.I could have done the same about a goldfish , a budgie , a dog , but then i may tomorrow and the next day and the next day?
Seeing as its raised so much interest .Ill take your advice re hypothetical in the thread name : 0)

And i did notice you re: the name thing yesterday , well spotted and thanks


Bring on the chimps



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[dustinmyeye]

but then you are playing ignorant and leaving your child to fret and be sad over the fact their kitten is missing and they dont know what has happened to it.
i think kids can be harder than we give them credit for i think id buy the replacement but tell the kid that there had been an accident and the kitten had gone to heaven but sent its friend to give the child cuddles.
although i wouldnt say that i had run over the kitten.

[bobtheturkey]

i reversed over my mums Persian cat many years ago, i didn't know it was behind my wheel i heard a crunch got out and there it was, im not a cat fan but i have to admit it was a lovely cat, it did have a strange fetish of sitting in random places however

[B00]

Sorry? What name thing?

[legendis.god]

But bob did she like the nice Persian rug you made her ??

Boo the real name/user name thing , you correctly spotted and said its not wrong to post a full user name .

lol


dusty sometimes you just gotta wrap em in a cuddle

[B00]

Think you missinterpreted my text there legend? Just remembered what you mean.

That name was his username here, and I'm sure i read somewhere that it wasn't his real name anyway?

No, I don't like people's real name being used here, especially if it's used as some sort of bait to get at that person.

[legendis.god]

Well i was told by said person it was not their name , and did read it in a thread too.

Yes boo , i see most of that weekend garbage has gone.
Hopefully people keep reporting every single user name they suspect is an alias of mine.

I'm 100% behind them and will congratulate anyone who gets some or all of them removed for their troublle making here .



Legends disclaimer :

( THAT IS A TOTALLY TRUE STATEMENT AND IN NO WAY AT ALL FICTITIOUS OR MADE UP . HOPE THATS PUT EVERYONES MIND AT EASE ? )

[banjobabe]

Hey Leggy :)

I know you have gone off on a tangent....

Option A

The kid will find out anyway. heartbreak is a fact of life, just have to get used to it.

Happy daze

Bb xx

[legendis.god]

Banjo youre juast too tight to buy another kitten

lol


And you know youre an evil woman .
You must be i read a rant here at you one tiome

and theyre never wrong on here

honest





legends disclaimer :



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D T H ?� : 0)

[banjobabe]

Leggy,

I've done goldfish, cats, guinea pigs and dogs so don't ya call me tight ya twit!!

Daughter wants a dog as she had to leave hers with her Dad. She aint gettin one though but not because I'm tight!

Alls cool, how about you???

BB xx

[legendis.god]

Leggy,

I've done goldfish, cats, guinea pigs and dogs so don't ya call me tight ya twit!!



Well after that i think slack might be a better description !!!


If youre stuck for a man JUST POST ON CB.
i WARN YOU THERES MORE THAN A FEW SUSPECT CASES ON HERE THOUGH




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