jesus action figure

[legendis.god]

Product Features
Could you use a miracle today? Maybe he can help. Quite possibly the first action figure to have 'turns water into wine' as a selling point on the box, this wonderful Jesus character stands 5 1/4-inches tall and features glow-in-the-dark hands! He comes in an illustrated window box with 8 accessories: a jug, 2 fish, and 5 loaves of bread.
Welcome him into your home today! The name Jesus means 'God Saves.' The term Christ is a title for 'Anointed of God.'
For Muslims and some Jews, Jesus was a prophet. Buddhists say he was enlightened. Hindus call him an Avatar (the incarnation of a deity in human form), and Christians hail him as the Son of God.
The bible mentions 35 miracles performed by Jesus that range from wilting a fig tree to raising the dead. Jesus was an extraordinary healer and nearly a quarter of the gospels describe his powers over sickness in the human body. The 2 miracles represented by this deluxe action figure show that he also sought to fill the basic needs of his friends and followers.
The jug represents the miracle of turning water into wine. Jesus performed this miracle at a wedding when the lengthy celebrations exhausted the supply of wine. The fish and bread represent the miracle of transforming 2 fish and 5 loaves of bread into enough food to satisfy a hungry crowd of over 5,000 people.

http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-JESUS-ACTI ON-FIGURE-DELUXE/dp/B000C9XB8W/ref=pd_sim_t_2



Who needs an action man when yourdoll can turn water into wine?

chavs allover the uk are buying these as you read this.




does anyone actually buy these tooys?

surely not eh ?

[wolf63]

What were you looking for when you found this 'item'?

[legendis.god]

Jesus toys.

Someone said that the supermarket was selling chocolate jesus firgures so i thought id google jesus toys

theres even a luchbox!!


http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-11073-Last -Supper-Longbox/dp/B000HHNIBO/ref=pd_sim_t_5

[wolf63]

I am totally speechless.

Have a Happy Chocolate Egg weekend.

[legendis.god]

wolf dont you mean

happy supermarket barbeque pack chocolate eggs and sweets galore all about some dead bearded guy from egypt kinda way , a long time ago btw , buy one egg get one half price , weekend ?

[Gormless]

Egypt!!!!

Well, you were close, bless.

[B00]

Meh, they do nowt for me- but if buying them brings comfort and a little bit of happiness to someone, why not?

[legendis.god]

boo i love how hes got a plastic wine vase
for turning water into wine


lol
and some bread and fishes



kinda like tinky winky

bt with a beard and some shopping eh ??



lol