does God wear clothes?

[joggerjayne]

I mean ... why would he ?

... and where would he get the material ?

But it seems inappropriate to think of Him being naked.

[mrs_overall]

Perhaps he wears Jesus sandals?

[rowanwitch]

If he is the maker of all things.... running up a nice pair of pants and a linen shirt should be pretty easy...must be simpler than making animals and mountains and stuff like that... Or he just creates designers and shops... for he is kind and loving and knoweth woman needs something to do when man is watching the A team or other such rubbish that is the work of the devil

[mrs_overall]

Thinking about it, he will have access to clothes.
Heaven is an individual concept for each of us, ergo my heaven will contain a huge designer outlet and numerous shoe shops. He must pop in from time to time.

[joggerjayne]

I think if there were no other people around, I'd just go naked.

Although, bumping into The Holy Spirit would be embarrassing.

But then ... as The Holy Spirit IS God ... and yet ISN'T, at the same time ...

... The Holy Spirit would presumably also be naked.

[joggerjayne]

rowan and MrsO are creating a version of Heaven which is, essentially ...

... a celestial Harvey Nicks.

=0)

[joggerjayne]

red ... "running around" ... ?

That conjures up too much of an image of, err ... "flapping"

LOL

[zzxxee]

of course he does !!!!! a big white sheet its in pictures and everything !!!!

[mrs_overall]

Urgh! I've got right off the idea of sausages for breakfast

[mccfluff]

i've just gone off breakfast full stop

but i think by now the billowing robes would be out and perhaps a nice smart armani suit or somthing along those lines

[rowanwitch]

Well as money wouldn't be a problem....for god at least...why not....but a harvey nicks in a beautiful place with beaches and very attractive angels ... I never imagine god as an old man with a beard anyway...in my pagan mind the deities are all heart stopppingly beautiful...so actually clothes could be an optional extra...

[naomi24]

Where would he get the material? He'd conjure it up of course - just as he conjured everything else up. ;o)

[joggerjayne]

Harvey Nichols with beaches ?

Now that really DOES sound like Heaven, rowan !

[joggerjayne]

Good point about the attractive deities !

Yes ... if I was God, I'd make myself a bit better looking than "old guy with beard".

[joggerjayne]

Harvey Nicks definitely needs a beach.

If I was God, I would pick up Harvey Nicks, and put it down right here, on the seafront ...

... in place of the utterly ghastly Brighton Centre.

Heaven on Earth !! ... (as Belinda Carlisle would say)

[rowanwitch]

Did you ever watch Xena warrior princess the actor who played Ares would be the sort of thing I had in mind...

[joggerjayne]

I can't picture Ares (is that an anagram?) ...

... but I did think Lucy Lawless was quite, erm ... well ... err ...okay, never mind.

=0/

[Davethedog]

Hmmm

1) Are we sure hes a he?

2) He is omnipotent and all powerful so a bespoke Saville Row 3 piece in mohair during church hours - Levi 501's in off hours - remember clothes maketh God.

3) God is all things to all men so maybe he will be wearing whatever you expect, so if you think he will be naked, he will be naked so it may follow that the rest of his/her attributes would be what you expect.

[joggerjayne]

I'm going to the gym.

Back in a bit.

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