My timetable for this evening

[whiffey]

I bet that grabbed your attention !!

Well after the misunderstandings of last night when I was mistaken for some other complete prat, I thought I would let you know my movements for this evening. I am going to watch C4 News, then I am going out, probably, but that is open to sudden review. Anyway, anybody who comes on here pretending to be me must be treated as an impostererer until such time as I am able to login and confirm or deny. I will have the car keys at hand to prove anything requiring proof. I suppose what I am saying is that I may or may not be posting on here tonight, but I will supply proof ect either way. In the meantime stay chilled and vigilant, and I REALLY really do Hope this Helps.

[cazzz1975]

Whiffey wouldnt have car keys, he is a cyclist.

[Pippa68]

Can you confirm the Winnebago/Lotus Elise ownership, whiff?

And please can you let us know if Melanie is about, and if she has been at the sauce. I know how much mischief she causes when you are out wandering the graveyards.

That will certainly help.

[whiffey]

2 excellent high quality answers. I'll reply in detail later, a treat to look forward to. However, I am going out as of now - timecheck 1840pm - and I will let you know when I am back. It may not be the very first thing I do when I get home but it will be a very high second priority.

So, I am not on here, any trouble or irritation arising is NOT down to me.

[col craddock]

hey whiffey rearrange the following into a well known phrase or saying "off f..."

[bodylice]

He (and/or she) won't be capable of rearranging words with dots in; and I must confess that I have a small campaign re whiffey, because I think he is an idiot. He may well have gone out tonight, car keys and other proof. But that is so much bolox. Proof comes by pictures, and I want a picture of the car keys.

[jazzy_lady]

thought u had left whiff? did u lie?

[col craddock]

Sorry about that last comment - automatic reaction I.m affraid. I'm programmed to react to crass pretentiousness and I see it in bucket loads from you . Do you honestly believe the entire universe or indeed just the AB network could care less what you're doing tonight
I'm quite new to Chatterbank but I feel alot of you dont really acknowledge the difference between discussion/debate and arguement

[theonlyone]

Get on your bike , put on the helmet on and ride ,as you tell lies , you are sad person .

[bodylice]

Oh hello col craddock, I hope you are well !!? lol of course.

You are missing all the strategic points here. The character whiffey is a total prat, and I have picked up on this. He (or she of course) is in for a well hard drubbing from me.

The most important thing you are missing is that this is Chatterbank.

Hope this helps.

[jazzy_lady]

but whiff said she was leaving? now shes still here? i`m well confused? who is she? bet shes not really out!!

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[delboy3]

Not responding, just testing

[figure]

Is Melanie in charge then, and will she be allowed to dabble in your hot sauces while you are gone?

[Louisa 69]

well i like Whiffey and i enjoy reading his posts.

Hope this helps !