Tony And The Scrappy

[DTCwordfan]

Tony goes into a Wolverhampton scrapyard looking for a Saab 900 driver's door.

The scrappy says: "Sorry, we don't have any in at the moment, but the yard down over near Villa might have one!"

Tony asks: "Just as a matter of interest, how much do they cost when you have them in?"

The scrappy says: "£25 pounds!"

Tony then heads over to the next yard, in Handsworth near the Blue and Claret's ground, as suggested and asks: "Do you have a driver's door for a Saab 900?"

The guy (in a thick Brummie accent) says: "Yes, we do!"

Tony asks: "How much are they please?"

The second scrappy says: "£45 pounds!"

"WHAT!" says our Tone, the yard up the road in Wolves only charges £25 pounds for them!"

Scrappy 2 says: "So why didn't you buy one from them?"

Tony says: "They didn't have any!"

Scrappy 2 says: "Ah I see ... ok, ... well ... if you come back when we haven't got any, ours will only be £22.50 then!"

[cupid04]

lol!

[tonyav]

LOL. [i]only £20 in Walsall when he dosn't have any, DT[i]. Anyhoo it was a bonnet for a 1976 Ford Capri.

[DTCwordfan]

(At least it wasn't a wedding ring - or finger, tony!)

[tonyav]

Lost two off them, DT. wedding rings.

[DTCwordfan]

lol - and oops; only one for me and it wasn't the divorce...

[tonyav]

Took a lot to convince mrs av that it wasn't deliberate.