Manchester Utd

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..manager Sir Alex Ferguson bought a talented young player from Iraq. He decided to give him a run out during the 2nd half of a match against old rivals Arsenal. The boy was brilliant leaving the Arsenal players in his wake as he burned up and down the wing. He set up Wayne Rooney and Ronaldo and even bagged a couple of goals for himself in a 6-0 win for Utd..
After the game and well pleased with himself he decide to telephone his family to tell them of the amazing debut he made.. He bragged to his father how he was awarded man of the match and scored his goals. His father spat back angrily..
"I dont know why your so pleased with yourself.. we,ve had a terrible time here. Your mother has been shot at in the street and your brother was beaten up and left for dead even the family home was bombed 2wice and all our possesions were taken and its all your fault"
"Why is in my fault?" asked the young Iraqi.
"Because it was you who brought us to MANCHESTER!!"