United 2 Gooners 0

[Xylene]

Fabulous Fabio and rampant Rooney, the reds go marching on!

[MarkRae]

How's the weather in Manchester this evening...?

[factor-fiction]

You mean London, don't you, MarkRae?

[Xylene]

Hemel Hempstead, clear skies and sunny tomorrow!

[MarkRae]

Whoosh!

[Xylene]

Was that an asteroid, Mark?

[MarkRae]

You really are a Man U fan, aren't you...?

[Xylene]

Yep, dead honest!

[craft1948]

I'm a Man U fan, and it's been quite nice here in York :-)

[jackthehat]

As Old Trafford has a maximum capacity of 76,212, it would be a little unreasonable to limit their fans to that number.............

Are we only counted as fans on the occasions we actually attend the matches ?

[craft1948]

jack you must be aware that apparently the people who live in Manchester all support City................

[Xylene]

I've a feeling Mark's team isn't doing too well!

[jackthehat]

By extension, the Toon must have only 52,387 fans (stadium capacity).....

[cazzz1975]

my neighbour supports whichever team is doing the best, he must change allegience on a weekly basis, whatever team it is he always has a nice derogatory comment to make to me about the team I support and of course supporting the best team means there will be no comeback.

[Xylene]

So he's a Toon fan, the face explains it!

[lesblue]

How the hell does Scholes get away with some of those challenges week after week after week?

[ELVIS68]

Why the hell does he do them? 2-0 match won

Carragher`s the same, been around for ages but still goes in studs up

Dirty bastads