West Ham jokes

[joggerjayne]

Come on, guys ... !

[joggerjayne]

I bought a "Premier League Tool Set".

It turned out it had no hammers.

[WuTang]

i guess they are

[joggerjayne]

I saw the West Ham team playing football with a hedgehog.

I was about to call the RSPCA ... but then ...

... the hedgehog went 1 up.

[micmak]

Careful JJ. I am a Hammers supporter and I did congratulate you on Brighton. It can be hard work supporting them though. Have been doing it man and boy.

[DTCwordfan]

E Bay had the West Ham trophy cabinet on sale earlier today, with the soliloquy "Not used for an awful long time."

[DTCwordfan]

What's the difference between West Hams goalkeeper and a taxi driver? A: The taxi driver will only let four in! ...

[RATTER15]

A West Hammer fan sauntered past a corner shop and spots a video for sale entitled "West Ham - The Golden Years" Enthused, the supporter asks the shopkeeper "How much for the video mate ?"
"£200 mate" replies the shopkeeper.
"£200 for a video?" says the fan, "Yer having a laugh!"
"Oh no" the shopkeeper replies "The video's only a fiver, but the Betamax player will cost you £195"

[1RedBeachball]

They will be back up after next season

[DTCwordfan]

Seriously, I posed the question the other night, how the hell can they afford to take on the Olympic stadium now..........

[micmak]

hope you're right 1red

[micmak]

Council grants DT.

[joggerjayne]

LOL at the Betamax joke !

[Mick-Talbot]

micmak , you will have bought that fantastic DVD the hammers have out at the moment then?


'West Hams 10 greatest corners'

[DTCwordfan]

I guess so mic, but a hell of a burden on the local taxpayer, esp if they can't fill the stadium on a regular basis.

[DTCwordfan]

Q: Whats the worst thing about Upton park?
A. The seat's face the pitch.

Q: Why do Hammers fans plant potatoes round the edge of Upton park
A: So they have SOMETHING to lift at the end of the season

[micmak]

DT. they cannot move in to the new ground until 2014. Hopefully they will be back up by then.

[DTCwordfan]

A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a claret & blue carpet

[WuTang]

your jokes are abyssmal

[joggerjayne]

Aww ... micmak ... I am sorry.

But hey ... look on the bright side ...

We will get to play you next season.

That will be jolly.

[micmak]

DT. West Ham play at the Boleyn Ground :-)

JJ Yep will be playing each other next season. We will probably lose as we are losing all our best players :-(